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wessasaurusrex.gay
He/Him - Houston based gaymer, pasta enjoyer, step-🐱dad, and sleepy 🐻 NSFW 18+only Talk at me about video games (esp FFXIV), boys with bellies (partnered/open here), or just memes & dreams https://linktr.ee/wessasaurusrex
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Sprinkle a little onion powder in his foreskin, call that an onion ring 

God is a Gooner

"can a phone design cook too hard?" asked and answered

Happy Pride, everyone! 🏳️‍🌈

Being gay to me is getting LASIK so I don’t have to worry about my glasses or contacts at a hookup but missing them because guys in glasses are hot 😭

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Uhhhh… sure? Okay? I guess?

Antique buttplugs ☺️

gays in da car on da boat 🌈

Happy pride month to all the f-slurs and adjacently identifying people. Reminder it’s illegal to be straight as of this morning

Somewhat prophetic, considering he just fucked me in front of a big dicked guy from Louisiana

It’s still #fcf in the correct time zone (that’s what the C in CST stands for, right?)

Why the toaster in this condo got a clitoris

Do you really even know your friends if you don’t know what their balls smell like???

The telegram/musk thing is another example of why you should always have a backup for any solution. I’m not jumping ship until it’s clearer what’s being shared - I vaguely remember the original story mentioning Grok was just being added as a single channel chatbot.

I’m sure I’ve read this fic, but do you ever think two people hook up just because nobody would ever believe it?

I’m not posting much because vacation brain isn’t wired that way, but here’s some beachside boys to remind you I’m still alive 😘

This just in, doctors go all in on “it’s just cold in here”

when i read bluesky is dead

welcome to BlueSky

This scrungly boy keeps trying to say hello to our daughter who is *NOT* having it at all

Happy monday - ft gays on da road trip

How's about a hefty sack to go along with today's #SoftieSaturday ?

Cordially invited to 🥺

It looks exhausting carrying that fat cock around, why don’t you take a break and lay it down for a bit 😛

Happy #FCF from me to you 🫶

My doctor: You should reduce the amount of fats in your diet Me, measuring butter for tonight's dinner: I wonder who that message was for 🤷‍♂️

Saw someone say “my following feed is full of nudes and not activism”, seeming disappointed This is because: a. You are following a bunch of porn accounts because you are horny as hell b. Posting is never activism. If you want to change something- go outside do something other than venting online

Not feeling particularly inspired for a Thursday post, so here's a throwback. Also nice to see I have trimmed a little bit of tummy since then ☺️