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Kobold doing rock climbing classes so they can better clamber up their large lover at home

Japanese scientist are finding innovative ways to generate renewable energy These public use breeding mounts contain copper coils and bands of magnets, that slide forward and back with every thrust from the user

"Fox in the Hen House" but its a 16+ page comic about a young and foolhardy Fox breaking into a harem full of sexy chicken bimbos to fuck them all, and it ends with the rooster catching the fox mid-knot tie into one of the women tied and exposed, the Rooster makes things even by topping the Fox

Make sure to wear protection (jeans) when fucking a shark, otherwise their rough skin will give you friction burns on your thighs You might also want to wear a condom, cause the pull out game don't work, and shark pussy doesn't let you go anyway

If you're kicking someone's ass but it seems like every attack is doing way less damage then it should, they probably got an enchanted cock cage equipped, giving them a +6 to their AC and RES You should pivot to lust or mental damage to subdue them. If they cum through their cage you won.

Old fox dilf who still calls it "yiffing" and goes on about how "Young folk with their 'gooning'- don't know what a rut is anymore!" continuing with their boomer ramblings with, "back in my day, I had to walk uphill both ways in the snow for some horse cock. You got it easy with these grindrs."

You need to get sexier and stronger and more dangerous

Kobold: sound warning :) Dragon, in the middle of reading a book: huh? Kobold: *starts fisting their fat, wet, stretchy cunt* SQULCHULCHSQUCHSCHSCHSQUCHDQUCHSCHSCHSCH

Kobold covered in cum after playing with a cum balloon condom (it exploded when they squeezed it too hard)

Kobold pussy lips that much like the back of a butterflies wings, mimic the appearance of common predators face markings as a form of self defense

Cancelling my credit card and getting a new one issued until I RNG to having "69" on it

Rotating your balls in my mind, making them do cart wheels

Fathers Day is an odd holiday in Kobold Culture as it often involves every local dragon hiding off in either some far off vacation home or pocket dimension to avoid the literal rioting crowd of kobolds, humanoids, and monster-folk, all claiming being said dragon's child or lover Most aren't lying

The point of an Adam's Apple is so when you're getting throat fucked with a horse cock, the swollen flare of the horse cock has a firm ridge to get caught on, and not pull out too far Otherwise, its a lot harder to get a horse cock that's flared back down a throat after it leaves the gullet

Kobold pounding your butt so fast, the sound of their ballsack slapping into your upper thighs could be mistaken for applause

You wouldn't believe the things you'll find stuffed up a kobold's butt

A goblin twerking on your dick the same way a bear uses a tree to scratch their back

If you give a slime blob a blowjob, they'll convert their goopy tentacle cock into a pussy and let you bounce-fuck them

Kobold who works in the cave has dirt on their claws Kobold who works in the battle field has blood on their hands Kobold who works in the brothel has cum on their hands Really makes you think

90% of kobold eggs aren't actually even real eggs Due to kobolds as a species having to adapt to constantly being used as cocksleeves by larger species (and each other), their bodies have a oyster-like process where cum is compacted into a hard-shell spheres for easy and rapid laying

If you dominate me and fuck me silly while smoking a cigar, DO NOT TRY TO ASH THE CIGAR IN MY MOUTH My Lizard brain will engage with hunting behavior and I'll bite at your hand and eat the cigar

Sex Cult Church including gargoyles on the exterior, all with grotesque orgasm expressions When it rains, the water run off often spouts from their orifices, genitals, or nipples Sometimes the gargoyles are moved, and even paired up together for obscene displays of coupling

A cum inflated kobold rolling around the cavern fortress like a ball, knocking over people and furniture with a sloshy crash

So null is very often a very cock-and-balls focused kink. Do people with pussies ever indulge in something similar? Or is that need to have your genital privileges a very penis-oriented experience