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fiction author and photographer with a degree in political science that has proven wholly useless. she/her. guns suck.
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"Nancy Kerrigan must mend the breach with Tonya Harding--or resign"

I shit you not, told the kid to draw a monster and this is what he came up with. #accurate

my brain-rotting-first-hand-experience is that they still think that. and are still unapologetic about it. so.

this is probably fine

So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.

it's not hyperbolic to say we're witnessing a coup.

Ya they're not gonna wait for court cases to play out, they're gonna change the locks and cut off paychecks. Congress and the courts have to act now or it's already over

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

Pete Buttigieg responds to Trump’s vicious nonsense.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

pretty sure this was less us fighting back and more them realizing they have absolutely no idea what they're doing

*taps mic* If you see a photo, text, phrase, post etc that immediately elicits a strong emotional response in you, that’s your cue to verify its veracity. ie: the photo of ICE walking what is assumed to be a Latino man wearing a “Latinos for Trump” t-shirt. The real, unaltered one, is from 2018

Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”

😂

oh ok. cool.

democratic politicians have a lot of nerve texting and asking for money right now. like jfc give us five minutes to be mad about everything it’s only been ONE WEEK and it’s already every bit as bad as we predicted. I just need a second like damn.

So how’s it going so far?

and every democrat voted to confirm his position. great job guys. what would they have done without our full cooperation

yeah…TN’s governor will show up with a truckload of zip tie handcuffs “made” by his friend’s company and paid for with tax dollars.

Welp, there you have it. The "sin of empathy."

These fake Christians wouldn’t know Jesus if he came down from heaven and died on a cross for them…

there are such ripe opportunities for true heroism within the democratic party right now and only one person seems to be rising to the occasion. i'd be disappointed if I hadn't wearily expected all this feckless capitulation.

what sux about all this is that if dems ever get to be in charge again it will take SO LONG to put back together all that trump destroyed that the american attention span will once again punish the builders instead of blaming the wrecking balls

Wow

I remember the old days when Fox said it was Biden’s fault.

😭😭 all parody just makes me 😭 now

the sooner The Consequences®️ happen the sooner we can start fixing this shit. you know. like…in theory. assuming people can learn lessons. which i’m not sure they can. so. anyway i’m having queso for dinner.

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1 day apart.

Helpful!

I see the supposed sterling citadels of truth that are legacy media have chosen to proceed with feckless cowardice. Quelle surprise.

what the ever loving fuck kind of statement

aaaand another one bites the dust. bye bye democracy! it was goodish while it lasted

WASHINGTON POST: Making presidential endorsements erodes the trust of our readers ALSO WASHINGTON POST:

you cant even be a historically unqualified alcoholic and alleged rapist up for commanding the worlds most powerful military without the woke mob coming for you anymore

the world is run by people who ignore reality, and instead make up their own imaginary version of it and act accordingly. it is the wildest thing to realize and I wish I never had. then again, I'm a fiction author. sooooooo splerrrrghh what do I care

The richest man in the world is complaining that he didn't get $100 million in corporate welfare from the government (sigh)

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