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future jeopardy! champion. current King Gizzard obsessive.
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thank you kglw for live streaming their Barcelona show right now because this is gonna get me through the last 2 hours of my workday

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my talents are wasted on these men

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i was not familiar with your game ken jennings

submitted 7 days ago • 84 comments

you definitely want the party that has made it their mission to save us from donald trump to keep dying in office

submitted 7 days ago • 27 comments

He's Finnished.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Like yeah dude. You're smokin. But you have a poorly drawn Charizard tattooed on your chest. Pass

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Can we please pour one out for the hot guys I see on dating apps that are undatable due to horrible tattoos

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Finally, some good news.

submitted 11 days ago • 120 comments

i am tired of living in Bad Times and would prefer Good Times

submitted 12 days ago • 55 comments

Like Florida dentists don’t have enough to do.

submitted 12 days ago • 33 comments

somehow ended up in the front row at the Damned show last night??? it was pretty neat (neat neat)

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Or preventing cancer since the HPV vaccine prevents cancer.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Kiki after the vet

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

new king gizzard tomorrow let's go let's go let's go let's go let's gooooo

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

submitted 16 days ago • 23 comments

If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

submitted 19 days ago • 151 comments

new Fiona Apple song is a fuckin gut punch. I love her so much I can't stand it

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Where does the new pope fall on the papal political compass?

submitted 20 days ago • 31 comments

Man I miss Albini

submitted 21 days ago • 13 comments

nothing brings me joy like those ahhwoooooos at the end of KGLW'S Antarctica

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100% tariff on film trilogies that split their finale into two parts

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

My final King Gizzard album rankings

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

everyone wants to argue with me as if there isn’t a literal male loneliness epidemic that im trying to solve

submitted 24 days ago • 41 comments

Don't talk to me till I've had my Deadstick (2025) by King and the Lizard Wizard

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Me: you are so blessed to be Canadian, I cannot stand it here in the United States, I’m sorry, it just sucks and makes me sad. Canadian: yeah, your government is fucked up Me: I was talking about the candy bars

submitted 26 days ago • 17 comments

I love Swan Song by King Gizzard because it's about the omnipresent feeling that death is looming but also has kickass synthesizers that go fuckin hard

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I've now officially listened to every King Gizzard studio album. My thoughts? Pretty good.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I've spent the last week and a half going through King Gizzard's entire catalog, and I only have one more album to listen to 🥲

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Because if I wanted someone to confidently make up answers to my questions I would simply ask a man

submitted 28 days ago • 83 comments

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google search: how much climate change for great britain to disappear into sea

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

submitted 42 days ago • 8 comments

everyone commends Kraftwerk for being ahead of their time but I think this is most evident in Computer Love where they predict the woes of online dating

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Decided to listen to some Soulja Boy to motivate me for the last hour of the day and I think Yahhh! has some valuable tips in there.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I think it's clinically impossible for me to Lock In today. I'm simply Locked Out.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me

submitted 51 days ago • 109 comments

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

submitted 52 days ago • 918 comments

If we're doing the 1970s again, I'm going to have to insist on a disco revival.

submitted 54 days ago • 27 comments

Met a guy recently who says he doesn't listen to podcasts or music because he likes being alone with his thoughts. ALONE. with his THOUGHTS. Can you IMAGINE??

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

all I want to do in life is work at a lil coffee shop and collect degrees. yet I am here at my full time job taking psychic damage every time someone asks me to circle back

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