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If you sit in the seat behind the bus driver then you are honour bound to take over driving if baddies attack.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

submitted 25 days ago • 83 comments

I didn't know my mum was writing promotional emails for Nintendo now

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 3 days ago • 70 comments

They conkered them, obviously; Jesus Christ do I have to do everything around here

submitted 7 days ago • 18 comments

Whether or not our children would invert was more controversial than which surname they would have, I wish to god I were joking

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Truly, London's sound of the summer '25 is "A Stolen Lime Bike"

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The thing about ANDOR as a political show is it’s not about grievances. It’s galvanizing. It’s about Who Are You? That’s what feels different.

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 47 comments

losing my mind

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

"I'm growing up and you're growing down" absolutely devastating insight from a two year old just now.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

150% TARIFFS ON ALL MEETINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL

submitted 17 days ago • 13 comments

101% tariff please on YouTubers saying “without further ado”.

submitted 16 days ago • 30 comments

Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic

submitted 21 days ago • 22 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Please can I have a long form article on the language spoken on Ghorman in S2 Andor. And also the costumes.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

submitted 23 days ago • 99 comments

They're not even using a different URL

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

Prey for me, I have Jack Black singing Lava Chicken in my head

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

OMG look upon his Works ye Mighty and despair 🩶🩶🩶

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

Nobody The Bride of Frankenstein:

submitted 25 days ago • 8 comments

I am in a car with four 6-7 yr olds and I have never heard the word booger so many times in my life

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments