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Just trying to spread some positivity. Perpetually “almost a doctor” in microbial ecology/evolution🫡👨🏻‍🔬🌈 biologist, powerlifter(287 lb natty), gaymer, all around big goofy guy. he/him Your favorite beef’s favorite beef.
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I just want pizza, and to lay down with my boyfriend and watch drag race

Not the best I’ve ever done on leg day. Still got it done, though, and that’s what’s important, right?

Got some much needed vitamin D ☀️

Nice 😉 May was a good month! Can’t wait to do it again in June.

I haven’t been posting as much because this dissertussy is killing me slowly. But we will be so back soon. In the meantime, please enjoy my hairy chest 😘

Even from the back, the knockers try to steal the show. Back and bi went well today, regardless

It’s been a minute, but the drought is over. Here’s your serving of tits. Ignore my face, I’m not awake yet.

Looks like meats back on the menu, boys.

Me to my air fryer:

Uhhhh arm. Want?

🎶We lit up like a bonfire, singing yippee-ki-yay yippee-ki-yi-ya🎵

Do I go inside and continue my playthrough of Baldurs Gate 3… or do I continue to sit on the patio with a beer and enjoy the weather while taking a trip through Led Zeppelin’s discography…hmm choices.

I offer you… a sweaty mess from cardio.

Trying not to take an afternoon nap for the third day in a row but losing the battle

Maxed my bench at 365 today! Then managed to still do another few sets of 255 and keep ok form. I’ll take it

A decent Monday morning leg day I’d say

Love visiting the White House

Not sure what’s happening this week, but my pumps have been feeling subpar. We’re pushing through, though. There’s always next time.

It is I, the goof. Still goofin. Idk have a blooper

This was a hit on the Instagram story.