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whiteclaw.bsky.social
Not the drink. Cynical and awkward. Failed writer. Gay - He/Him. Furry - Tiger/Panther. Figure out the rest from my posts.
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David Attenborough [whispering]: “The dual-finned Canadian land shark surfaces briefly, scouting the area for signs of potential prey.”

submitted 14 hours ago • 191 comments

How gay are you? My gay ass:

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

New pet peeve: "iykyk" I am so uninterested by vague-posting bullshit about how someone is in "the know." Seriously, we never need to talk. A simple conversation sounds exhausting.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

This study, if it survives this administration and isn't deleted from existence, is pretty damning for future generations to point to and say that the government knew they were in the wrong and tried to stop trans health care anyway

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

my dog is always like ‘i see you’re depressed. would it help if i scrambled around all over your midsection. can i offer you a nice gut mashing in this trying time’

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Orange aficionado 🍊 #art #traditionalart #cuteart

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

It really feels to me like decades of comment sections combined with a decade of algorithmic content curation pushing engagement bait have combined to kill the primacy of the OP in favor of centering one's emotional response to content. It's a fundamentally different way of engaging w/ social media.

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😇😈

submitted 2 days ago • 79 comments

I rush past you at lightning speed, samurai sword flashing. After sixty horribly tense seconds it becomes clear that I just missed completely

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If dogs had wings, our faces would be wet 24/7 from dog slobber.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Really old Battletoads stuff 💪🐸💥👹

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

It’s the guy! 💪🍄🏰👨🏻

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

shout out to the MY IMMORTAL cosplay group who commissioned ebony dark’ness dementia raven way pigeon. one of my top 5 fav commission requests

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale

submitted 5 days ago • 93 comments

"Bigger Horses" and "horse blueprints" The owner of this computer is a Trojan.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Perfect, no notes.

submitted 6 days ago • 19 comments

Given the political climate, I'm so happy I was finally able to disassociate into an alternate reality.

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Secret identity

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making friends

submitted 7 days ago • 26 comments

choose your fighter

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I am the night

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Mondays are so rough because my FitBit is all: walk 500 miles. Then on Tuesday it's: walk 500 more. But when I'm finally in the groove on Wednesday it just tells me to fall down at your door.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think I've ever experienced this much hail in my entire life.

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