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“I was hungry” and you cut SNAP. “I was thirsty” and you cut funding to ensure clean water. “I was sick” and you cut medicaid. “I was a stranger” and you deported me. “I was in prison” and you just left me there to rot. “Whatever you do to the least of these, you do unto me.”-Jesus

I'm "@ means 'each' and # is the pound sign" years old.

Fuck Israel. www.cnn.com/2025/05/24/m...

I'm the Minutemen General, the incoming Director of the Institute, a Paladin with the Brotherhood of Steel, the strength of the Railroad, and the savior of the Commonwealth, but I can't seem to be able to jump over this small tree limb. #Fallout4

I've played about 1,000 hours of Fallout 4 by now, and I'm pretty sure 600 of those hours were spent watching loading screens. I kid. Fallout 4, flawed as it is, is my all-time favorite game. As long as I have Sim Settlements 2 and my other 900 mods. Shoutout to @kinggathcreations.bsky.social

Raise a Glass for Norm: Remembering George Wendt

I worked in plenty of restaurants in my younger days, and when someone said, "86 the pickles", they meant "lose the pickles", not kill or murder the pickles.

I was watching an old episode of Hell's Kitchen, and a limo arrived, and one of the girls said, "I hope it's Puff Daddy!" Boy, that didn't age well.

Ronald Reagan on tariffs. youtube.com/shorts/Mj6N-...

In the age of the internet and artificial intelligence, the Vatican is still communicating via smoke signals.

In the Trump admin, if you fuck up, you get transferred. Sounds like the Catholic Church.

This is the worst Photoshop job I've ever seen. It looks like they used a typewriter to do it.

Name your all-time top 3 drama series. 1. Banshee 2. Breaking Bad 3. Hell on Wheels

The stock market is proving the best thing Trump can do is shut the fuck up.

Starting my chocolate milk fast today.

I wonder how many people die from dehydration each day while we run excess water waiting for it to get to the acceptable temperature.

Archie and Edith Bunker (Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton) meet for the last time. #AllInTheFamily I needed a tissue for this one. youtu.be/S8AfYVShmfE?...

I grew up watching these guys' movies, and I saw Young Guns 1 and 2 at the theaters. I can't freakin' wait for this.

Kinda worried if I get a tan I might get deported to El Salvador.

If they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks, they're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box. You better run.

Those penguins have been living off America's teat for far too long.

#TheFarSide by Gary Larson || est. #comic publication: 1980-83 || series run: 1979-95 & 2017-23

If only I had a lawn

We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules. Let's see if— okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed.

a folgers ad campaign where everyone looks like shit and cries while sipping coffee

me: well it’s that one time each year where i print a document on the home printer cyan toner cartridge: oh really

#TheFarSide by Gary Larson || est. #comic publication: 1980-83 || series run: 1979-95 & 2017-23

♫ Oh, Danny boy ♫ The pipes, the pipes are calling

Not much action at the duck pond today. Thought I fed 6 ducks but turns out it was just the same duck wearing 6 different disguises

IT: have you deleted your cookies? Me: yea the chocolate ones. There may be some raisin ones left IT: is there somebody else I could talk to?

Does anybody see a health bar above my head?

A woman protesting wealth inequality in North Carolina, c. 1930s.