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I don’t plan on getting Elden Ring nightreign. But seeing the adds play Bring me to life over boss fight footage does in fact bring me to life

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I’m sad that my desire to not get a full slushee dumped down the back of my shirt is keeping me from seeing the Minecraft movie. I have never felt this level of weakness.

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Dog at work: barks at me Me: I’m gunna die someday you know that right? Dog at work: looks down barks quieter

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After 16 years my favorite monster has returned maybe please god

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If Disney made an Ewok VS Predator movie which team would you root for?

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So would my organization XIII name be Xamtt or Wexttham?

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I blame Digimon for my love of ska

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Fun new game: Wait for a friend to start a task. Yell “hard mode activated!” and start running at them

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Took a swig from an Air Wick refill pod and now the lavender scent lives inside me. Unrelated my stomach hurts.

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The popcorn kernel that welded itself to the side of my tongue finally slid off. Imma ride this high for the next three days.

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I think if my parents went with their original name for me I’d be way more of a Melvin than I am now

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My favorite part of the odyssey is when Odysseus gets home and dresses up as a beggar so the suitors don’t kill him And then proves he didn’t have to do that by killing all 108 of them

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Did you know? Walrus calves blow raspberries

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The lock button on my key fob: you must point me directly at the vehicle in order for me to work The alarm button on my car key fob: don’t worry sire! Two concrete walls and an inch of lead won’t stop me from making your car cry out for assistance!

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I’m offering a new service: Pay me $30 and if you die before me I’ll show up 30 minutes late to the funeral while fist fighting someone dressed as the grim reaper. I’ll shout things like “you can’t have them!” And other meaningful things. I will have to lose the fight but you will look so loved

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

The ice this year is the iciest ice that ever did ice. It’s been harrowing getting to the car

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Alright I've been informed that Disco Elysium is on the internet archive. It says by Robert Kurvitz but was uploaded by someone named Kim Duboise. Downloaded it myself and seems legit. Likely the most ethical way to acquire the game. archive.org/details/disc...

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I think I dreamt I was a penguin last night. Swam mega fast under the ice and dodged leopard seals. I rarely remember my dreams so this was a little treat.

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I bought a skill book in kingdom come only to find out I don’t know how to read. Had to go on an adventure to find a literate individual who had extra time so they could teach me. It cost me 50 bucks but now ya boy can almost sort of read green eggs and ham.

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Kingdom Come has my favorite pick pocketing mechanic in any game ever. Also Kingdom Come has some of the most attentive guards of any game and can smell stolen good on you from a mile away.

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My first breath outside today froze my sinuses, so be careful out there today folks

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Decided to start playing Kingdom Come Deliverance, the game has very little in the way of guiding you. I decided to check for some early game tips just in case I hit the mid game “oh no you maladapted your stats” problem. Every single guide just tells you to pick flowers. Ignore quests become hippie

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“Golly gee archer why does your dad let you have 2 pens?”

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youtu.be/6hLIV-7c0LE?... This channel deserves more love

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I don’t mind dove chocolate, but the huge ones they sell in the soap aisle smell like flowers and taste really bad

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I’m over my illness which is cool. But now im the cool and sexy part of done being sick where I have this fun nagging cough for an extra two weeks. Now all the people at the grocery store think I smoke cigarettes

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youtu.be/DpefYPLH67A?... Found this and dang is it awesome!

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Creature Commandos better stop making me cry

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My favorite part of blue sky is probably that it’s new and won’t make me see memories of my cringe 2010 self

submitted 140 days ago • 6 comments