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Just your average Foretopman🛥️ A Beach-Dogs-Sports-Music and Blue 🌊 Enthusiast😎Indica connoisseur-Gen X that follows back. Used to Love Tacos. IYKYK 🌮🥹
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submitted 14 days ago • 88 comments

Live shot of EQon and Dumpy😆

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I too will be spending $49 million on my birthday parade next week. The entire parade will just be taco and beer trucks as far as the eye can see. Tacos and Beer for everyone🌮🍺

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Friday night. Home from work. Pack a bowl and crank up Cross Eyed and Painless by the Talking Heads! Let’s get the weekend started!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If I have to take Taco Lover 🌮 out of my bio because the tangerine taint sniffer is now king taco I’m gonna be pissed. Tacos are a sacred food and he doesn’t deserve association. 🤬 #tacobitch

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The Left needs its own Cybertruck 🚙🔥

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I asked my wife why we can’t do exciting things like how Britney dances with knives. So she stabbed me.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Wife: Can you switch the laundry over? Me: In this economy? Wife: Just pull it out. Me: That’s what she sa…. Wife: Shotgun blast💥 ‼️ Wife Mumbles: I told him the next time would be his last Michael Scott impersonation.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

When your realize that Harvard refused to admit Baron Von Shitzhispants Jr. aka Lurch, then it all makes sense. Dumps mind operates at a reptilian level.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Friday is payday so I’m waddling down to the dive bar🍺

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

🤷‍♀️

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Long weekend suggestion from KC and his Sunshine band: Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonite, get down tonight! And I ask: In this economy?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

We need a leftist Georgie Santos!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

To all the Red State trumpanzees who rely on their govt. to help them with the basic necessities to live like Medicaid, Congratulations! You just fucked yourselves, your family and your neighbors. Well done. Now fuck off!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The Dems are struggling to find a leader but 85 yo Pelosi, 150 yo Bernie, 90 yo Schumer are not the answer. Time for the old guard to step aside. They lost to Drump twice. Maybe they should sit this one out. Buh bye 👋🏻

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Journalism to Goal Oriented: “Get off me bro!” What a horse🏆💵🐎💪🏻

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

STILL........

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

TGIF! Let’s skip class and go smoke a bowl in the back seat of my Pinto. Then we can make out before going to ceramics class to finish my bong.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Commander: June Osborn? June Osborn: Nice to meet you. Commander: ouch! June Osborn: Drinks the Commanders Scotch. Boss move💪🏻

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

She’s a 10 but she doesn’t get my Monty Python references. “Come back and fight you coward”

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

😆😆😆

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Salma Hayek could make me write bad checks, max out my credit cards, put all of my money on red and make me drink from a bowl of milk on the floor, and I’d beg her for more. 🔥🔥

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

ICE are the new Brown Shirts. Covering their faces like the simps they are. They are the lowest form of human existence. Never comply.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

If you need more than 2 Dolls for Christmas you are not a patriot. You are a commie sympathizer who hates this country and hoards pencils. Prices are lower! Why can’t you see that loser? *Press Sec Klan Barbie probs.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

They kicked me out of the Conclave for wearing my Black Suit. If you see purple smoke it’s me sending Kush Vibes.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Madonna’s “Ray of Light” holds up. That’s the skeet.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Some days I just want to fuck shit up like the goat in the Geico adds. I will use the same scream as I walk out the door.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

If I was A$AP Rocky I would be doing the exact same thing.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Top 5 Live Shows I’ve seen: 1. Pink Floyd-The Wall 2. The Who w/The Clash 3. Steely Dan-The Greek 4. Radiohead-Hollywood Bowl 5. Talking Heads-Stop Making Sense Honorable mentions- Santana/Bowie/U2/Smiths/the Cult. We grew up poor and shows were under $50 back in 80s.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

This is Mister Winston. He has a very impressive gallery wall above his food bowl to enjoy while he eats. Really thinks art makes a house a home. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

submitted 47 days ago • 128 comments

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

When you see the purple haze smoke coming from the Conclave chimney just know that’s me taking a kush bong hit on a break💨🔥😎

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments