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still not over one of apple’s earliest selling points for its AI “writing tools” being that you can outsource your bedtime storytelling to chatGPT

it’s apparent from this article and its header image that marc andreessen is like if humpty dumpty fell and broke the world instead of himself

After bringing numerous controversial figures onto his podcast, Gavin Newsom invited the embattled fire-type to be his next guest. paletteswap.site/dif...

Nintendo executives are reportedly hoping you’re too preoccupied with Switch 2 news to remember they essentially enslaved a hacker fairly recently. paletteswap.site/dif...

They should make TV shows that aren’t too dark to watch in the daytime

After playing a purple flute on top of a mountain, one Pokémon fan found herself face to face with the God of all Abrahamic religions. paletteswap.site/dif...

i feel like jack allison and @godkatesusall.bsky.social already covered this

Ted Lasso is coming back for season 4 and the coach will be leading a South Korean League of Legends esports team. paletteswap.site/dif...

🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 Today, we are releasing our Freedom Budget for All Americans, a 9-pillar outline to eradicate poverty. The original Freedom Budget for All Americans was created by A. Philip Randolph, Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., & Bayard Rustin. Full Freedom Budget 🧵

Pokémon Go developer Niantic is rumored to be selling off what’s left of its public perception as a well-intentioned company in Saudi Arabian acquisition. paletteswap.site/dif...

me aiming my phone light at myself in order to dislodge a sneeze

Super Bowl protester Zul-Qarnain Nantambu explains why he did it.

white screenwriters of a certain age stop churning out the uncanniest AAVE dialogue on earth challenge (impossible, fam)

After the explosive trade that left the NBA world speechless, Luka Dončić has added to the surprise by evolving into Tuka Dončić. paletteswap.site/dif...

where the cars crash more often than the waves

A DoorDash delivery driver spent two days climbing Korin Tower to pick up an order of mystical Senzu Beans. paletteswap.site/dif...

Help me afford to waste hours of my time photoshopping more stuff like this

the left needs a tim allen figure whose praxis is repeatedly starring in anticapitalist grievance sitcoms

giving EA my social security number and mother’s maiden name only to discover that i probably hate open-world racing

low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.

A clerical error has resulted in the PlayStation 4 launch title receiving a pardon instead of Hunter Biden. paletteswap.site/dif...

me with fanny packs since 2019

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For profit insurance is immoral. Full stop. An insurers' job isn't to "protect from unnecessary care"; it is to pay for customers care. Every dollar of profit earned is a dollar that didn't provide care to the sick/injured. It is an evil industry captained by the soulless for the sake of the greedy.

New Gottheimer content has dropped

do not vote for josh gottheimer

“Where life is precious, life is precious.” - Ruth Wilson Gilmore And where it’s not, it’s not. The for-profit health care industry profits off denying care. Across the industry 1 in 7 claims are denied. Our job isn’t to debate a murder, it’s to create a system where life is precious. My latest:

Biden read Rashid Khalidi and decided it was finally time to show mercy to the persecuted.

hasbro, if you can hear me, hasbro, please, hasbro, hire me to write this with ron wasserman

life is too short to repeatedly subject yourself to pokémon mobile game RNG

coincidentally, “unique voices, experiences, and perspectives” is the exact prompt i would feed to any fox news head to generate a DEI joke

i am but a dog alternately pawing at buttons that shout “early aughts procedural” and “leftist podcast”

i can only assume that my counterpart from the cell phone–induced peanut allergy universe is extremely, extremely dead

i retreat into this the way resisters do into the actual show

on a lark, i asked NYU’s SVP for public affairs whether the university would apply this same logic to an anti-abortion catholic shamed at a reproductive rights rally or a white nationalist who felt unwelcome at an explicitly antiracist gathering. he said he’d get back to me. no word since