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Senator Ted Cruz posted a dramatic video of LAPD cars on fire with the caption “this… is… not… peaceful.” What he didn’t mention? The footage was from 2020, not 2025. His post on X falsely implied it was current, part of a broader effort to spread lies and manufacture a crisis.

While talking about how signal is good, want to remind people that publicly telling people to use signal to commit crime has been accepted as “probably cause” in court cases

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Finally I got the book!

When did everyone get together and agree that ketchup doesn't belong on hotdogs? Put whatever the fuck you want on your hotdogs

Me: So it's "James Bong", right? And instead of looking great in a tuxedo, he wears a t-shirt with an alien on it and has this wispy neckbeard... Studio exec: *presses trapdoor button underneath desk*

FUCK YEAH THE THIRD SELLER MAILED THE BOOK!!!!!!

Pretty kitty Morticia

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

Like how hard can buying one fucking secondhand Stephen King novel be? Somehow, extremely hard.

On attempt number three of trying to buy a copy of Gerald's Game from someone on Vinted. Third times the charm?

Half an hour into new pope and I already miss Francis

Young priest! there's no need to feel down there's a Country! That's inside of a town you can Go there! Now ol Frank's underground and you choose a new guy (bom bom bom bom bom) It's fun to vote for a P O P E

Hey bluesky should you announce planned crimes or things that might be considered crimes on social media even under an alias

I’m reminded of a recent Judith Butler interview in which they pointed out that the history of feminism is characterised by resisting definitions of what a woman is or can be. The idea that my gametes (good lord) are what make me a woman feels as offensive as any other limitation i can imagine.

People talk about the SAVE act screwing over married women but I'd also like to bring to people's attention that overseas voters would also no longer be able to apply for voter registration online and thus would be required to travel back to the U.S to have to apply to vote. Which can be expensive.

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

Why do my cats cycle between being best friends and cuddling constantly to fighting and not even wanting to be in the same room with each other?

I love how despite the fact that they came from the same litter they have such distinct faces

Gomez keeps yelling at me to give him dinner but I literally did and it's just sitting on a plate in the kitchen. He just decided that he didn't want to join me and Morticia while I was serving it

Lance Gooden appears to have turned off his fax machine and I am being 100% serious when I say he should be removed from office for this.

Mr. Milchick Severance is such a mood like I too would make a dumb excuse and then immediately turn around and bolt from the room after dropping something potentially distressing in front of someone

Gomez don't fall!

Sadly I failed yo get a photo of them yawning in unison

Silicon Valley guys casting government employees as lazy, parasitic, and malevolent seems like a giant case of projection imo

can't think of an argument against this

If apartheid was wrong in South Africa, it is wrong in Israel. If ethnic cleansing was wrong in Bosnia, it is wrong in Palestine. If genocide was wrong in Rwanda, it is wrong in Gaza. There is no principled way to support human rights in one context while excusing their violation in another.

The Israeli military is bombing Gaza again, breaching the ceasefire. Hundreds of people are already reported killed. This is not because they could not use diplomacy to achieve the goals that made them agree to the ceasefire. It is because having achieved them, they can now resume the genocide.

If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.

Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com

since she was 8 months old www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...

COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!! GOD: Who The Hell Is That ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene GOD: What

it was written by a guy who had supported the Nazis as a conservative and came to terribly regret his direct contribution to their evil.