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retro gaming collector, wrestling fan, beef wizard. willpauer dot com. queer as in Bowie. PDX. drug of choice: oxytocin. once watched Space Mutiny twice in a row without any discernable negative effects

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Ass

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Nine Inch Nail

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i'm guessing some kind of announcement happened because the Silksong riders are machinegunning the keyboards in a manic fury and expressing their unending rage and disappointment

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groin

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so i went to Powell's earlier and found what may be the most specific book i've ever seen: a feminist scifi story collection about transfemmes on bicycles had to leave post-haste but i'm going back next week and buying a copy if it's still there

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When I finally rule this planet, anyone working for a healthcare company that doesn't actually work (administrators, C-level, anyone in a suit, etc) will be sent to the salt mines for life. No judge, no jury, just the salt mines.

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Dude is never ever beating the allegations of being a pig bottom, no matter how many bangmaids he buys from Belarus

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I FINALLY GOT MY HANDS ON IT

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it would be nice if I didn't always have to text first, like always have to text first

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when I rule the world, anyone developing, evangelizing, or even defending AI will be sentenced to a lifetime of hard labor breaking clusters in the salt mines

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If I’m remembered for anything, it will most likely be my jaw-dropping stupidity.

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Happy Pride Month If the LGBTQ+ community “having their own month” bothers you, consider that if you treated everyone with respect, acceptance, and equality, there would be no need for a Pride Month. 🌈

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Diogenes would have completely ignored wikipedia and lived on Pornhub

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Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

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the handsomest boy in the PDX cell phone lot

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if someone calls themselves an "ally", I immediately and permanently distrust them. no exceptions. they're on the shitlist forever, and I have no problem telling everyone about it as well

Ass

Nine Inch Nail

i'm guessing some kind of announcement happened because the Silksong riders are machinegunning the keyboards in a manic fury and expressing their unending rage and disappointment

groin

so i went to Powell's earlier and found what may be the most specific book i've ever seen: a feminist scifi story collection about transfemmes on bicycles had to leave post-haste but i'm going back next week and buying a copy if it's still there

When I finally rule this planet, anyone working for a healthcare company that doesn't actually work (administrators, C-level, anyone in a suit, etc) will be sent to the salt mines for life. No judge, no jury, just the salt mines.

Dude is never ever beating the allegations of being a pig bottom, no matter how many bangmaids he buys from Belarus

I FINALLY GOT MY HANDS ON IT

it would be nice if I didn't always have to text first, like always have to text first

when I rule the world, anyone developing, evangelizing, or even defending AI will be sentenced to a lifetime of hard labor breaking clusters in the salt mines

If I’m remembered for anything, it will most likely be my jaw-dropping stupidity.

Happy Pride Month If the LGBTQ+ community “having their own month” bothers you, consider that if you treated everyone with respect, acceptance, and equality, there would be no need for a Pride Month. 🌈

Diogenes would have completely ignored wikipedia and lived on Pornhub

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

the handsomest boy in the PDX cell phone lot

if someone calls themselves an "ally", I immediately and permanently distrust them. no exceptions. they're on the shitlist forever, and I have no problem telling everyone about it as well

looks like we got ourselves a collaborator

SHEL'NOK KREE! KREE NOK, TAU'RI!