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My sense of humor is still being described as "please stop" and "you're ruining dinner" tweets about sports (go jackets imo), video games, and other nonsense
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Kinda sad that The Athletic is just another aggregator of lowest common denominator "DO YOU AGREE?!?" listicle content like everything else in sports media, but it's also very "don't hate the player hate the game" so idk

I feel like I have sent a double-digit number of "following up on my prior inquiry"-type emails and texts today and it is driving me somewhat insane at just how hard it is to get help from anyone, even when it's their literal job

do you ever just feel sad sometimes

This was during my freshman year of college and one of my best friends at the time had just started dating a girl. He confided in me that their "special song" was Cold Hard Bitch, which in retrospect was a really terrible choice and was only because it came on the radio a ton. They are still married

Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are

FUCKING AROUND

Posted a "hey, I'd really like to hang out with someone for my birthday weekend!" message on another social media profile and the only response I got (out of plenty of local friends and acquaintances) was from someone I'd never met (we had dinner and it was fine)

could you cook an entire cup of rice and eat it in one sitting for 5 million dollars? the catch: you're allowed to call the fire department as many times as you want, but $10 will be subtracted from your winnings each time you do unless you dial them by accident or just want to ask them a question

🎶 This is the story of a girl / who hawked a tuah and drowned the whole world 🎶

Jumanji (1995):

I have been reviewing these errors for half an hour now, thank you Target

I, too, love to quit my job the second anyone asks me to do anything that resembles actual work

This was the post at the top of my feed that just broke the news for me

My most "I will never log off" weakness is when right wing propagandists who pretend they aren't right wing propagandists manage to drive themselves insane

I spent the past seven years working in real estate software and the way we dealt with this was a one-line database change updating our labels from "Master" to "Primary" and a one-line command line change to point our git configs to "main" because beyond that who gives a shit

No it's fine, I didn't have anything else I needed to do this month

oh no the dow is crashing

i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea

My most boomer opinion is that it's horseshit for the Super Mario Bros world record speedrun to be a guy playing on a keyboard. If you aren't using a controller designed before the word "ergonomics" was invented, it shouldn't count

Anyone who communicates politically like this I am simply done with