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Everyone’s favourite wine mom Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
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Garbage skeeter logging in.

submitted 3 minutes ago • 0 comments

Retired professional skeeter logging on

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I think I'm over this being human thing

submitted 23 hours ago • 12 comments

I reposted you. Please respond.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I find your lack of reposting disturbing * starts to Force-choke your avi *

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

On a positive note, there’s no end in sight.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Cause of his death: My thighs.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Thighs so thick they’ll choke you out.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Thighs so thick they’ll choke you out.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Thick thighs, hips and ass…the holy trinity.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m not American but I’ll choke you out with my Canadian thighs.

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

I don’t trust guys who don’t like my thighs.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I don’t trust guys who don’t like my thighs.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Thick thighs and a thin grip on reality.

submitted 87 days ago • 5 comments

Never underestimate a girl with thick thighs and pretty eyes.

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty eyes and thunder thighs.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

what’s up, thunder thighs

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Holy fuck it’s only Thursday.

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Thunder thighs save lives.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Good morning to all the guys who like my thighs.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Whispering sweet nothings also implies screaming offensive curse words.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning! Too soon?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Good morning. Don’t say it back.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Goodnight. Don’t say it back.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Goodnight. Don’t say it back.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

i dumped one of those flavored powder things in my water so I’m super hydrated or whatever

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

*says “thrice” to piss you off

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

I already reposted you, what more do you want?

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

*aggressively reposts you*

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

The human body wasn't meant to tolerate this many "wtf's??" a day.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I'm only here to say the stuff I don't wanna say out loud

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Pretending to hate my life like you guys do is exhausting

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

This is why I just tell shitty jokes

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

*screams into the pillow because everything is just fine and dandy or whatever*

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Don't forget to slow down today and breathe

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Weekends really need to be longer

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

one day at a time seems more than a little optimistic at this point

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

what broken thinking has brought us to this broken place

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I detached your quote post. Please respond.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Those likes on your quote skeet are technically mine. Hand them over.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

You don't follow me because you only follow people whose posts you like or whom you interact with? Okay, sounds transactional.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Between a rock and a hard place? Um, that sounds like two hard places.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I think everything that’s wrong with me can be fixed with a forehead kiss and a sledgehammer to the face

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Might fuck around and choose violence tomorrow.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

If one more person tells me: “Happiness is a choice…” —I’m choosing violence.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments