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when the drummer messes up the intro to "proxima centauri"

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Things I’d rather do than apartment hunt in LA: -sit under a giant’s hat and be their Erin-ouille. -walk into a forest and hope a species raises me as their own. -dissolve into the ether at night so I don’t need a home at all. -jump to a parallel universe where I can live with myself as my roommate.

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I dreamed I was going to die—cancer they said. So I went to see the wick man, because the wick man could put your soul into a wick, and then your children could talk to you when it burned But when the X-rays came back, the cancer wasn’t in me, it was in the world & no one was left to make the wicks

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Apartheid Clyde a petty, dangerous, incompetent man but what always amuses me is how no one likes him and he can’t even buy his way into getting people to like him. He can’t buy a good sense of humor or good looks or good reputation.

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Crawford: Today, Wisconsinites fended off an unprecedented attack on our democracy, our fair elections, and our Supreme Court.. Wisconsin stood up and said that justice does not have a price, our courts are not for sale

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I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety

submitted 60 days ago • 270 comments

very slowly and quietly locks front door deadbolt

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Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."

submitted 60 days ago • 133 comments

been looking for a really, really hot chicken sandwich and finally found this indian fried chicken spot that has two extra off-menu heat levels. ordered the highest and immediately knew I was in trouble as every employee and guest in the place stopped what they were doing to watch me take a bite

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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

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Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.

submitted 108 days ago • 165 comments

I don’t want to know when my food is “best by.” I want to know at which point eating it will kill me

submitted 108 days ago • 310 comments

My printer is 'not detected'? Really? Then how do you 'detect' that it needs ink? Oh, I saw that pop-up. Didn't think I'd call you out, did u

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I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos, so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm disappointed that I don't have any Oreos. ~a tragic personal memoir

submitted 133 days ago • 350 comments

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

submitted 138 days ago • 335 comments

I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 8. We didn’t have a coffee maker. Everyone else drank tea. I drank instant coffee & loved it. Drank it non-stop. Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?” Coffee was only for special occasions after that.

submitted 139 days ago • 577 comments

President Zelensky: 150 Ukrainian firefighters are ready to travel to California to help combat the wildfires.🇺🇸🇺🇦

submitted 139 days ago • 1588 comments

Post a villain you love (for certain definitions of villain)

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Exploring an open world and accidentally triggering a main story mission feels like a personal attack 😩

submitted 147 days ago • 132 comments

I hope my wife knows that when I say, “…and it turns out that double-stranded DNA viruses probably evolved completely independently from RNA viruses making them, in a sense, entirely different categories of disease…” what I really mean is, “I love you.”

submitted 147 days ago • 90 comments

Aaaand I cried.

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So it turns out the Cybertruck bomber guy blew himself up because he believes in Trump and Musk so much. He thought the visual of a burning Cybertruck under a Trump sign would ignite a wave a masculinity. What a fucking moron.

submitted 148 days ago • 677 comments

The GOP Nativity scene: No unwed mothers, Middle Eastern people, refugees, and obviously no wise men.

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“it would be hard to find intelligent life in the universe” yeah no shit, it’s hard to even find intelligent life on earth

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remember kids, when they do it, It's Just Business, but when you do it, it's TERRORISM!

submitted 165 days ago • 67 comments

Is this my regular anxiety, my parent anxiety, or my critical care anxiety kicking in

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Perfection.

submitted 168 days ago • 515 comments

This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips

submitted 168 days ago • 201 comments

New pic of a drone over New Jersey.

submitted 167 days ago • 994 comments

Explain this, humankind

submitted 168 days ago • 273 comments

As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist

submitted 168 days ago • 517 comments

I have seen so much "the New Jersey drones are just another sign that society is falling apart...it's the military...it's Iran...it's martial law" but I swear to christ it's probably some fucking YouTuber.

submitted 170 days ago • 208 comments

Luigi got them shook.

submitted 170 days ago • 752 comments

New Jersey drone sightings are the 21st century’s War of the Worlds

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The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

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Mfs who love coffee need to start loving mints. Bold ass breath.

submitted 171 days ago • 92 comments

The average lifespan was 35 and 50% of people died before they were 2. Is what they did.

submitted 171 days ago • 338 comments

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 26,1950

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Aaron Pierre says he grew up watching the #JusticeLeague animated series and it introduced him to Green Lantern 🟢 He's never seen the Ryan Reynolds movie (via EW)

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