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there’s “oops” and then there’s what Dan Patrick did this weekend. 😂 #txlege

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"well. it is what it is. I guess we have to keep going." ~ Huffman, on counting the votes wrong resulting in a FAILED vote in committee FAILED votes are normally exceedingly rare. they usually kill the bill by leaving it pending unless it's for the LOLs. this is not normal. #txlege

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#txlege there is a limit to how many tax cuts Shittencourt will support. huh. on the oyster shell recycling tax credit bill, Shittencourt hears "recycle" and "conservation", and is all:

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#txlege Toddfather after hearing another love fest between an oyster bar and a state senator--this one between Quality Seafood and Santa:

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#txlege Toddfather hearing that the Water St. Oyster Bar is giving more credit to Chuy because he happens to be a regular customer after all the work he's done on oysters and that it's a "love fest" that the owner and Chuy meet this way:

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"iT's jUst A siMpLE bEEeeLLLL!" #txlege

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Huffman is feeling a little Eeyore's Birthday today. #txlege

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this also reminds me of the Lizelle Gonzalez case. #txlege

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Let's talk numbers: 📌 94 million votes cast in Texas from 2004-2020 📌 534 resolved voter fraud cases = 0.0006% 📌 Even including pending cases? Still just 0.001% #VotingRights #ElectionIntegrity #TXLege #DefendDemocracy #LWVTexas #CivicEngagement

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is the problem here Greyhound or the fact that we use them to drop off people who just got out of TDCJ facilities in the closest major metro to their listed permanent address without the ability to get to that permanent address? 1/11 #txlege #HB3966

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Sherbety sighting in Sen Ed... was probably in Pub Ed, too. #txlege

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I agree with this dude: no one asked national radical activists to design public school curriculum. we asked experts to and then radical activists like Texas Family Project, their representatives like him and their national funders came by to indoctrinate kids. #txlege

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has Texas Eagle Forum considered changing their name to 'TX Chapped Assholes'? #txlege

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Dutton: you really think shaming kids for having sex will end teen pregnancy? lady: IT'S POSITIVE EDUCATION! Dutton: but... teen pregnancy--will it end? lady: IT PROMOTES HEALTH! Dutton: but teen pregnancy... over? 1/2 #txlege #SB1396

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can't decide if "how dare you 'lessons' in 'school'!!!" only wants traditional missionary P-in-V sex IN THE BOUNDS OF MERRAGE! taught in sex ed or simply wants to take the "sex" out of "sex education". it's possible she wants to take the "education" out of "public education". #txlege #SB1396

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@blakerocap.bsky.social you've been forcing Common Core and the PlayBoy Foundation on public schools? because "BIOGRAPHIES IZ DANGEROUS!!!" lady thinks you do. #txlege

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"I'M JOHN SEAGO! CALL ME 'DOKTER'! TEENS NOT OPT ADOPT 4 BEBBE COZ: DUNNO ABOUT IT! NOT COZ PRAGNET IS BAD FOR BODY! COZ: STIGMA. I ALWAYS SEZ: KIDZ NEED 2 B WIF TWO TWO TWO BIO PRERENTZ. Y U NO PUT BEBBE 4 ADOPT?!?! I CAN HAZ MORE LADIES TO YELL AT 4 'LADYING BAD'?" #txlege #SB1207

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is it so much to ask that "I'M JOHN SEAGO!!! CALL ME 'DOKTER'!!!" get sucked into another dimension? #txlege

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oh, great, the lady is one of those "HOW DARE YOU ASK KIDS 'HOW ARE YOU TODAY?' YOU ARE A GROOMER PLAYING MIND GAMESSSSSS!!!! CHILDREN ARE NOT NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hacks but with no school aged children. I should mention: last couple were about "biographies are dangerous!!!" lady. #txlege #SB204

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lady who thought the AI cyberbullying bill was about banning more books--which she LOOOOOOOOOOVES--claims she used to do parental rights trainings for a legal organization. 🫠 #txlege #SB204

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that fuckin' dude is advised that parenting his kid(s) will not be arriving on an embossed invitation. he should stop being such a baby about teachers doing their jobs and do it. teachers DO NOT want to parent other people's kids. they want to teach them. #txlege

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I really don't understand these people who scream PARENTAL RIGHTS!!!!, then it turns out they don't want to parent their kid, they want public schools to do if for them, and they want the school to use their ESP to know HOW--if not, put that in legislation no matter what other parents want. #txlege

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Cunningham, basically: I would like to emphasize that Quintero is a moron and clarify what the bill actually does. #txlege #SB875

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Bryant: what's these quotes about? who said these things? Quintero: there's a hyperlink to a website. Bryant: why are they only one website: Quintero: I wrote them. Bryant: you're quoting yourself? Quintero: AYUP! Bryant: you couldn't find real sources? 1/2 #txlege #SB875

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Hinojosa: people already think this is illegal because of shady groups sending threats and filing nuisance lawsuits. James Quintero: this is really just another bill about how we hate the Stephens Decision. Ken Paxton should be able to sue whoever he wants no matter what statute says. #txlege

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Bernal: let's be clear about the bounds on this gag order. can they talk about vouchers? James Quintero, basically: depends on if they agree with me. I assume every parent opposed to vouchers has been misled by public schools. IMMA PSYCHIC! #txlege

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"we only support measures which demonize teachers, libraries and school counselors. how'd school board races get so political? can't fuckin' figger it out. but: aUsTIn isD iZ eeEeEeebil! but das not awl! Turkey-Quitaque also make me feel things in mah pants place!" ~ James Quintero, TPPF #txlege

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#SB784 adds to David's Law (banning cyberbullying) AI generated materials. first fuckin' lady: there are LESSON PLANS! and BIOGRAPHIES! in schools. I think harmful material and I don't think kids should be exposed to that. #txlege

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forgot to tag this one #txlege

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Texas Eagle Forum knows what veterans need and it is not pot gummies. no, they will not be talking to veterans. they will be talking for veterans. Texas Eagle Forum is a front for the Sackler family and psychotropic pharmaceutical pushers. #txlege

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I'd say it's more likely that a judge doesn't want to rule a custodial parent pay the non-custodial parent for their court meltdown no matter how convincing they've been because IT'S THE CUSTODIAL PARENT AND THE KIDS NEED TO BE PROVIDED FOR. but that's just me thinking of the kids. #txlege #HB3181

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