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wize-wizards offers kind, inclusive, calm support for magical weirdos w/ messy books 🧙‍♀️🖤. We’re built for humans doing their best—burned out, overwhelmed & still showing up. Most bookkeepers assume you’re organized. We assume you’re overwhelmed.
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Our founder’s been at this 30+ years—yep, really! 💼 From CPA firms to six-figure chaos to haunted spreadsheets👻 She believes no one is too far behind to get help that actually helps. 💜 We’re not building a cold, corporate machine. We’re building something radically human. 🫶

New around here? 🧙‍♀️ Pull up a chair & grab a cozy drink ☕ We’re wize-wizards: 🧾 Bookkeeping for magical weirdos & exhausted geniuses. We help: 🎨 creative biz owners 🧠 neurodivergent entrepreneurs 📦 folks with shoeboxes of receipts 😵‍💫 overwhelmed humans who whisper “pls don’t make me open QuickBooks”

🔁 Your P&L Should Feel Like Your Business If your Profit & Loss feels confusing or not you—that’s a red flag. 🚩 Your numbers should make sense and feel right. 📊 Review monthly solo (tea encouraged) 📞 Check in quarterly with a pro Numbers don’t lie—but they can hide. #KnowYourNumbers #P&LMagic

Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!

You can run a magical, messy, money-making biz without being a bookkeeping expert. That’s our job. You? Just keep being the genius. 🧙‍♀️🧮 #WizeWizards

✨Friendly reminder: You made it through the week, and that’s magical.🖤 Your books don’t have to be perfect. Your rest is productive. You’re doing amazing, sweet wizard.🧙‍♀️💫 #FeelGoodFriday #WizeWizards

🔁 Why We Ditched Billable Hours Billable hours reward speed—not skill. A newbie takes 3 hrs, a pro takes 1… why pay more for less experience? Flat-rate = time for real care, real results, and real collaboration. ✨No timers. Just magic. #FlatRateMagic #BookkeepingReimagined

🧙‍♀️ Spell for Solopreneurs: ✨ “I release the guilt of messy receipts and embrace the clarity of clean books.” ✨ (Say it with snacks in hand 🍿🍫) #WizeWizards #BookkeepingMagic

🐣✨ Hoppy Easter from the Bookkeeping Coven! 🧙‍♀️📊 Whether you're hunting for eggs or just hiding from your inbox today, we hope your basket is full of joy, rest, and maybe a little bit of chocolate-fueled clarity. 🍫 Enjoy a wonderful weekend with family & friends!

🔁 April 15th came and went… now what? Don’t wait for the August chaos. 📅 Start now = more time for deductions 💸 Clean books = more $$ back 🧘‍♀️ Early = less stress #ExtensionSeason #WizeWizards #BookkeepingHelp

We’re not just numbers people. We’re shame-slaying, clarity-gifting, neurodivergent-witch-aligned bookkeepers.

Want to talk to a real human about your finances without wanting to cry? Cool. That’s literally our entire business model.

Shoebox receipts? Messy tabs? You’re still a legit business owner. 🖤 At wize-wizards,messy numbers don’t mean you’re bad at this—they just mean you need support that makes sense for you.🚫shame.🚫 judgment. Just real humans making money stuff make sense. 🧙‍♀️ You’ve got magic. We’ll help with the math.

😵‍💫 CPA’s Nightmare = Your Reality Check CPAs are calling it: “This is worse than COVID.” Tax laws are changing mid-season, and rushed filings = bad decisions. ✅ Don’t panic ✅ Don’t rush ✅ File when your numbers are right This year’s biggest mistake? Filing on someone else’s timeline.

🧠 2024 Tax Season = Matrix Glitch This tax season? Pure glitch. 📌 Mid-season orders 📌 Real-time IRS changes 📌 Chaos-level: unprecedented Businesses are extending in droves—and they should be. It’s not panic, it’s strategy. Adjust to the madness, don’t rush into it. #TaxSeason #SmallBizLife

HAPPY MONDAY! Grab a cup of coffee ☕and let's make this week GREAT!

This Tax Season Is a Mess 🚨 IRS chaos. Mid-season rule changes. Conflicting info from every direction. We’re here to help you file smart—not fast. That means clean books, clear numbers, and less panic. You don’t have to wing it this year. #TaxSeason #SmallBusiness

🔁 Extensions Aren’t the Enemy Extensions ≠ failure. They give you room to file right. ✅ Not an audit trigger ✅ Not a penalty ✅ Not a sign you’re behind 2024 flipped the script: Most clients are extending—and smartly so. File when your books are solid, not when the clock says go.#FileSmart #TaxTips

📚✨ Say hello to Wize Wizards Bookkeeping – where your numbers get the magic touch! We keep your books balanced, your cash flow crystal clear, and your stress levels poof—gone! More profits, less paperwork, and a whole lot of wizardry. Ready to make bookkeeping bewitchingly easy? Let’s chat! 🧙💰