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them: final fantasy mtg fans are eating so good! me, final fantasy xii fan:

the wiggles are like a dnd party: if one dies you just roll up another one, but if they all die the whole thing is just over.

today i bring you a classic Billy (2020)

thank you justin trudeau for starting shit that will last until march immediately before my canadian politics course that will last until march. these journals are going to write themselves.

who came up with the word kidnapping. like oh i stole a guy lemme just uhhh

pikmin will just get stuck under the bridge and act like it's no big deal. they don't understand i Will leave them there and i Will watch the little cutscene at the end of the day where they get crushed by a frog. i will do that because fuck you for not staying with the group.

burned my fingers. in retrospect it was probably all the hot grease i was handling. it was probably the hot grease i spilled on my fingers. it was probably the grease on them that burned. i think. yowch.

life is like a game of minesweeper. you might fucking explode and your little smiley face will have x's over its eyes.

bluesky. more like bl ooze kai.

thankful for my sister angie who at a young age taught me you have to watch tv when you eat on the couch

bluesky. more like blue's guy.

you're blue now. that's my social media.