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Husband, daddy (not that kind, perverts), and all round basic bitch 🏳️‍🌈
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My little man has got another 2wks with both of his legs in cast (in addition to the 3wks of this in August last year). He’s been saying for weeks that he wanted black casts, but changed his mind because he wanted duck legs 😂

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Why is the entire world against me getting any sleep tonight? Bedroom is like a furnace, kiddo in my bed before midnight and snoring/fidgeting, and a bastard cat that won’t fuck off!! 😡😡😡

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ok, these are incredible!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Cannot wait to get these in my mouth!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My Disney+ app on my tv upstairs has not stopped working 😩 I can browse everything on there, but when I try to play anything I just get this, followed by an error message. Not my internet connection, as everything else works.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

31 days of 10k steps.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Sweaty 5k on the treadmill. Pleased with my time, that’s the best I’ve felt when running in a long time!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Taking kiddo to soft play this morning. Wish me luck!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Edith says hey.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve lived here for a year, and I’ve finally put some WD40 on the hinges of the squeaky front door!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Post-run bewb sweat

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Got an engineer coming round this afternoon, to install some speedy new broadband. My mind: “What if he wants a cup of tea? I haven’t got milk, I’d better stock up on everything you need to make tea.” “What if he wants to use the toilet? I need to clean EVERYWHERE!”

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

7km walk this morning, to get my steps in. I was nearly mauled by some wild animals, but I told them pspsps and they calmed down.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I knew I’d seen that outfit somewhere before.. #Eurovision

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Day off today, but still up early to get my boy to school ❤️

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I want some AirPods, what are the best ones to get?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Happy(?) Monday! Working from home all this week and next, as the heating/air con system in my office is finally being replaced!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Still finding it so strange how Mounjaro is changing the way I think about food. Now in my third week of being in a calorie deficit, 10k steps, and drinking 2L of water a day. Who is she?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Is envirofone still a thing? Do people still use it?

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Done in 😴 but still have another 4.2k steps to do today!

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

#TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The local Reform candidate just posted a flyer through my door.. I think he was surprised when I came out and put it straight in the recycling bin 🤣

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Love my new air freshener ❤️🤣

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Alesha's earlobes are hanging on for dear life! #BGT

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally played back a voice note I sent to my husband. If that's what I sound like, then I'm never going to speak again.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Me? Stealing some of my son's Easter chocolate? I don't know what you mean..

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

In a food coma after that beaut of a roast lamb dinner.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Kiddo: Can I take this book to Nanny's house with us? It's my favourite. The book.. 😂😂😂

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Had a lovely walk around a local nature reserve with my boys earlier ❤️

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Pre-bath weigh in for Gloria. Little chonk is over 300g now! Only 46g more and she'll be 10x the weight she was when I first got her 🐢

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The grass it patchy AF, but it finally feels a bit more like a garden, and not a cat poo filled jungle 😂 If we owned this place, I'd be completely redoing it, but we don't..

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Spending this sunny Friday with my kiddo 🌞🥰

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in a proper movie mood today. I've already watched Harriet, and Pitch Perfect today. Now for this classic!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

It seems impossible to have the doors or windows open in this house.. If we're not putting up with the stench of weed from the neighbours, it's the constant sound of dogs barking! Take me back to living on a street full of pensioners, who never made any noise!

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Another lot of letters written and sent to kiddo's birth family. We only write every 6 months, but the time between seems to fly by!

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments