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wonderdave.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, Swell Human.
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You can stream tonight's wrestling match winner B3CCA here: open.spotify.com/artist/3ekSj...

If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.

One of the greatest deceptions of our time is the false narrative that we should be more concerned about a poor person misusing the welfare system or an immigrant being here illegally than we are about the ultra wealthy abusing the system and cruel people having unchecked power over all of us.

Comedy show Wednesday June 4th 7pm @azucarsf.bsky.social pay what you can tickets. With guest host @baruchporras.bsky.social www.teamwonderdave.com/twd-prod-sho...

how it started / how it's going

It's pride month, and while every day around here is basically pride month, we pledge to be even GAYER this month. We aren't going anywhere, nor is our unapologetic brand of queer focused wrestling. They can make all the laws they want, but we are some persistent queers.

If R-Truth is headed to AEW he'll need a new gimmick and it should be R-Truther.

Today's super-sexy expenditure of money: A cap for the chimney we haven't used in fifteen years. Aw, yes. Pure HOTNESS, this is.

There's 2 @safewordscomedy.bsky.social shows this week lex.lgbt/e/Safe+Words...

Come to my event Safe Words Comedy! lex.lgbt/e/Safe+Words...

Palestinians have taken to the streets in southern Gaza for a third day to protest against Hamas. “Out! Out! Out! All of Hamas, out!" they chanted. www.bbc.com/news/article...

alexa play “stress” by justice 100 times in a row

“free palestine is the modern day version of heil hitler” bro kanye made a song called Heil Hitler like a week ago

The only news that matters the work they do on and off screen #AEWCollision #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

okay goodnight

I loooooove this duology

Our standard three-act story structure tells us that things will get worse and worse, until some massive confrontation — after which they'll be great. This expectation is really bad for us, especially when during this current traumatic moment. My latest newsletter: buttondown.com/charliejane/...

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. I sell pins, bags, stickers, compression gloves, artist/drawing gloves, binders, wrist braces, compression socks, skorts, compression leggings & more! Store details below!

I'm a moon landing centrist. Armstrong was really there but they had a body double standing in for Aldrin

I've learned that "Fruit by the Foot" is called "Fruit Winders" in countries that use the metric system, and that feels like the coward's way out if you ask me

Tonight at 7pm at Beaux it's Castro Comedy with Headliner Micia Mosely Tickets are set your own price: www.teamwonderdave.com/castro-comed...

please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you

Catch us tonight 8pm at All Out Comedy Theater in Oakland! Use discount code MENTAL_HEALTH to save $5 when purchasing tickets online. events.humanitix.com/mental-healt...

“I want all Salt Lakers to look up at these flags and be reminded that we value diversity, equity and inclusion—leaving no doubt that we are united as a city and people, moving forward together.” #NOH8

This is how you win the heart of a creative beautiful woman from Oakland, California.

Lupita Nyong'o in Chanel at the Met Gala. A ton more red carpet looks later on our site. #MetGala

Back when I was a mascot one of the characters I was was Larry the cucumber from VeggieTales. This was actually a fact in the character spec book.

That we had major victories in the book ban fight in FL and TX over this weekend 🥳🥰😭

Some very good news for your Monday! The right to read won BIG in Texas on Saturday. Thank you & congratulations to Frank & everyone else who made this happen!

when kaiconic reaches 10k downloads i'll drop another standup special kaicomedy.bandcamp.com

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My love of reposting out of context thread comments continues. This belongs on a commemorative plaque.

Wrath keeps overtaking me everytime I think about RFK. Why? I'm a type 1 diabetic. I got it when I was 14. Guess what you need if you're a type 1 diabetic? Insulin. Or you die. But my family believed that it could be cured with herbs & faith healing. I had a near death experience when I was 14. 🧵

I was in Jr. High when this song came out. It's so cute and charming. It made the concept of being gay so... Accessible. I'm not sure that's the right word but it was so good to see something light hearted and queer. Really a trailblazer RIP Jill Sobule. youtu.be/LUi11Cz4ZUg?...

Is this post taken out of context from a very large thread? Yes. Is this post perfect without that thread? Also yes.

Mamma Mia! (2008) Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) Execs, you should be devoting 80-90% of your time right now on Mamma Mia! How Can I Resist You? pitch meetings in order to hit that highly marketable 2028 release. As it happens, I’ve got a four-quadrant, necromancy-focused pitch ready whenev

constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop

Scotland managed to get “Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead” to number 1 following Thatcher’s death. I’m just saying we should agree on a song now so that we’re prepared