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woodhouse.on.computer
Giant geek working in academia Yes, the lead mod for DestinyReddit who swings the Banhammer from time to time “An American Treasure” - Joe King
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This is exactly the right tone when privileged people suffer minor or temporary consequences standing up for powerless people. It’s still about the powerless people. ICE is Gestapo trash.

If all cops had to be drug tested at 9am this morning, how quickly do you think it would be in the news that all sorts of drugs end up in your blood just by looking at them.

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, step dads, grandfathers, foster dads, father figures, and single moms doing double duty. You matter.

Watched a hockey game at a bar next to Charles Barkley one time. He was very confused about what was and wasn’t a penalty.

Omg @ewangs.on.computer PHRASING

We have reached a tentative agreement with the video game bargaining group, which includes some of the largest video game companies in the world, and we are hopeful that our video game strike will be suspended in the coming days. #SagAftraStrong ow.ly/wZzx50W6Lwv

Smart watches are so useful My wife was planting flowers and an earthworm got into her gardening sandal, so she kicked it off… 50 feet into a holly bush. So she had to use her smart watch to call me to come out and retrieve her shoe 🤣

Sports fans prefacing saying something positive/heartfelt about another team that with “as a _______ fan” or “______ fan here” is basically just a sports bro variant of saying “no homo”

I’ve done two workouts today. One was for 49 minutes. The other was for 54 minutes. Tracked both with my Apple Watch. My watch says my total workout time today is 74 minutes. The math is not mathing.

If your company has Outlook and emails are kinda fucked right now, it’s because of a calendar “upgrade” Microsoft released that screwed up everything. Email receipt delays Outbox failures Phantom drafts being created It’s not your computer. Microsoft fucked up. Maybe they shouldn’t have laid off.

If an American posts “oh shit oh fuck” with no other context it’s because something happened in a baseball game, if a British person posts that it’s because something happened to Doctor Who

Every time I open the app required for checking my kid in and out of daycare, it asks me to rate the app The options are stars, not now, and never. Never doesn’t actually work. Now that I’m thinking about it, I wonder if that violates App Store policies… 🤔

Summer of George is back. No more sad turtle!

When you are the beneficiary of the most diabolical workplace shade you’ve ever witnessed

First it was to be delivered last Wednesday Then last Friday Then Saturday Then Today by 5:15 Now by 7:00… at 7:02 I’m not receiving this package, am I?

Rare W from this court. The appeals court got it right. The material disruption from this shithead’s bigoted t-shirt is obvious. His parents suck. www.cnn.com/2025/05/27/p...

Parrying is good when it correctly meshes with the skill expectations of the game. High skill move in a high skill game? Great Low skill move in a low skill game? Great High skill move on a low skill game? Not great Low skill move in a high skill game? Horrible

If your profile is nothing but reposts of popular shitlib accounts and one “original” post of “your” day that doesn’t have you in it, you’re definitely a bot

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