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woodseanm.bsky.social
Fat-headed former journalist, over-married, empty-nester, pup daddy, P1, footy fan ⚽️ “COME ON BRENTFORD!” 🐝 🔵 in S. TX. 🚫 MAGA. That Austin live oak tree 🌳 had ONE JOB!!! I am allied as fuck! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦. Never pity an asshole.
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Like some school shooter will see “thou shalt not kill,” shrug his shoulders and go home.”

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Why did no one tell me Jack White recorded this banger?! With Muppets no less! BANGER!

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Dispatch from Dumfukistan. Make sure to check for the amount of doo-doo in the water if you’re headed for one of the (literally) shitty beaches in Texas.

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Now THIS is a tree that knew how to take care of business. medicrov.com/2025/05/22/c...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot believe #TOT or #MUN will be in the #UCL next year. Talk about pick your poison.

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