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A twiddler, a dreamer, a silly heart, a jabberbox... and a goddamn d'light.
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Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.

submitted 19 hours ago • 92 comments

This summer, join RFK Jr & the fam down at the local cesspool for a nice dip & sip. Get there early so the rich people don't get to monopolize all the brain eating amoeba.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

imagine explaining to someone 10 years ago that this is about the vice president in 2025

submitted 19 days ago • 82 comments

Warsh it.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Art.

submitted 22 days ago • 146 comments

Hey Catholics, that eyeliner caking couch fucking hillbilly just killed the best Pope you've ever had.

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submitted 23 days ago • 107 comments

Shelby reposted this.

submitted 24 days ago • 273 comments

Don't forget to show love. 🥹 www.reddit.com/r/VaushV/com...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Amid growing concerns over Big Tech firms aligning with Trump administration policies, people are starting to move their digital lives to services based overseas. Here's what you need to know with @alanayzola.com. Full guide: www.wired.com/story/trump-...

submitted 34 days ago • 38 comments

the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

submitted 34 days ago • 177 comments

This is what they're doing to Dr. Badar Khan Suri. This is not my America, and the world is aghast.

submitted 35 days ago • 171 comments

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. -Turkish proverb

submitted 35 days ago • 221 comments

Reckless cruelty isn’t strength. Capitulation isn’t courage. Cultish allegiance isn’t patriotism. We used to know the difference.

submitted 35 days ago • 226 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 224 comments

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

submitted 36 days ago • 1137 comments

The. Truth. About. Fox. News. ✨

submitted 37 days ago • 782 comments

submitted 38 days ago • 230 comments

Make America Great (Depression) Again 🇺🇸

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Reward publishers who protect the public’s right to know - ⬇️

submitted 39 days ago • 15 comments

Wondering how many maga baby boys born next year will be named Strom.... Stromleigh, or some other ridiculous variation for the poor girls.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Now where's that dumb dog murdering twat with the 50k watch to stand in front of these POS's cages and talk about "if you come here to diddle kids...."

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submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.

submitted 45 days ago • 109 comments

Half Pint could handle ol' Hot Wheels. 🇺🇸

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Pete you are a monumental fool and bigger security risk!

submitted 47 days ago • 82 comments

RFK Jr's move to eliminate the Administration for Community Living, which helps disabled & aging people stay at home instead of being institutionalized, is disastrous. I'm never done shouting about what my mom's institutionalization took from her & from us (so here's my @teenvogue.com piece again).

submitted 46 days ago • 233 comments

These men behind bars are not in prison after being charged with crimes. They are "enemy combatants" being detained in a concentration camp. As such, Kristi Noem's crass photo-op using them as props violates the Geneva Convention's prohibition of ‘exposure to public curiosity’ of those captured.

submitted 46 days ago • 2998 comments

Since January, SpaceX has received over $560 million in government contracts—an amount projected to surpass $2 billion in taxpayer funding by year’s end, averaging roughly $6.1 million per day. Follow the money and see where it goes.

submitted 46 days ago • 686 comments

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In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

submitted 47 days ago • 670 comments

submitted 48 days ago • 3 comments

The only way I will watch or listen to anything that Kristi Noem has to say is if does her sick lil schtick from INSIDE that cage.

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submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Musky Maga Mulch

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

submitted 49 days ago • 1141 comments

Buttery Males.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Zero accountability and nobody is going to sack him. This is America now. Criminals, sex pests, drunks and clowns. That’s your government.

submitted 49 days ago • 550 comments

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

submitted 56 days ago • 1687 comments