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Atlantan, Yellow Jacket, resident of the Greater EDSBS Co-Prosperity Sphere. Web developer, runner, waiting to be hurt by CFB again every fall. Previously known as @dotwreck at the bird site.
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It took us about five hours, but we managed to work out the problem Happy Monday to me!

We love to start the work week by finding ourselves mysteriously unable to log into our machine, don't we folks?

Today's Popeyes karma check: What I ordered: Dr. Pepper What it rang up as: Fanta Orange What I got: something that looks like Dr. Pepper but tastes like plain soda water?

My watch wants to me to run 11 miles this morning, but I'm looking outside at everything still damp and thinking about the 101% humidity and I don't know if my heart has ever been less in it

the contrast between the giant crowds protesting in cities all over the nation and the sad sparsely attended procession in DC of army soldiers with resting "this parade could have been an email" face is giving me life

Can check (What? It’s been in my fridge since January and I need to clear some space)

One thing I really love is conducting an hour-long meeting and then getting messages from two different people within ten minutes afterward proving they weren't listening to a word I was saying

Uncle Arthur is rolling in his grave, and he's not even dead

Somehow my phone correctly recognizes that “mi” is an abbreviation, but then pronounces it with two syllables: “mi-LESS”

re: the two big things going around this morning 1) some people just look for reasons to be unhappy no matter where they are and that's not my problem 2) lol get wrecked McAfee

You are attempting to reschedule a meeting with one other participant. The time you have chosen is 12:00 PM in their time zone. Are you sure? [Yes] [No]

Today’s work fit: feeling green

And now the track meet is canceled due to lightning, smh, how am I supposed to school these fools now?

Asshole Storm knocked out the wifi And I don’t know why my phone decided to capitalize Storm, but we’ll go with it

Meanwhile on the outside…yep, it’s still Atlanta

“What the FUCK is that buzzing noise?” [walks out to kitchen] “Oh HELL no”

Cramming what would normally be two years' worth of extended late-night work calls into two and a half months is certainly A thing you could do to me, employer

Just prepping for my first meeting of the day (scrolling the mutuals feed to see what good stuff I missed overnight)