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Bretwalda of the Angli. Generous host of the Mead Hall Lord of Wülferhampton. Please use your Gods responsibly. Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
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A fitting name for an unpredictable and randomly destructive force of nature with absolutely zero conscience.

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

A Soft Suvern bastard opines.

submitted 13 hours ago • 16 comments

Spent more time than was strictly necessary hunting the bit of Cadbury Mini Roll wrapper that had fallen onto my crotch. Again.

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

Mount Dave?

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

Then rendered in the phonetic Anglisc?

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

I am in the Pennines. Five minutes ago it was raining, currently sunny, blizzards forecast for later. Also, SORT YOUR FUCKING ROADS OUT YOU ALMOST BUT NOT QUITE NORTHERN CUNTS!

submitted 14 hours ago • 18 comments

I will accept Mount Slight Inconvenience, but only if it is translated into archaic Icelandic.

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

It's what Randall would have wanted.

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

So now Wülferhampton has a volcano. Apparently. Mount doom as a name is taken. Over to you.

submitted 14 hours ago • 55 comments

Angry taxonomists are the worst kind of taxonomists, apart from all the other types of taxonomists.

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

Do you know what happened to the last fool who critiqued one of my ornithological jokes? No, and nor does anyone else. A lesson there for those possessed of the wit to learn it. Apropos of nothing, The Big Tree remains closed to visitors for 'reasons'

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

May have confused the riddle of the Sphinx with the velocities of various Hirundinidae, but spoiler, a swift* seax to the throat opens most doors. * That WAS funny, so now you WILL laugh.

submitted 15 hours ago • 19 comments

#ShitBirdPhotos

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Status update.

submitted 18 hours ago • 16 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

#ShitBirdPhotos

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

#ShitBirdPhotos

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

#ShitBirdPhotos

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Bit worried about paid work again, so if anyone needs copy-editing, proofreading or even some writing over the weeks to come, email in bio. Cheers x

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I did warn you.

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

#ShitBirdPhotos Possibly.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

#ShitBirdPhotos

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The Rookie. Episode 43, 762, 596, 602. Nathan Fillion accidentally becomes Emperor of the Galactic Empire and declares war on Star Fleet.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Who said evil never sleeps?

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

There was a time when embarking on a journey on the tracks and ways of the British Isles would have involved an Olympic breakfast or two. The world is smaller and sadder now.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Warm spam? There's sick and then there's this.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

I haven't watched enough of the Rings of Power to make a disinterested judgment, but that Galadriel, fucking psycho, yeah?

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I've never been accused of this before.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

It Vegas, and four marriages later, I know it's not true.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) fat crackling pig, seasonal vegetables, roast tatties, sage n onion stuffing, Yorkies Pudds, and a gravy thick enough to slice Lower tables. Honestly, it's not spam* Vegetarian/Vegan option. Stuff Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever *

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Sunnandæg.

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda. The motif of these next three days will be a stainless steel gravy boat. That is all.

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments