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There was a patient today that said, "LGBT lights are bothersome when night driving." I'm sure they meant LED lights, but still kinda funny. Happy Pride Month.

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I deactivated and uninstalled Twitter. Getting tired of that cesspool.

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Between The Buried And Me playing "Alaska" in its entirety was utterly mind-blowing Also, I love Asbury Park, NJ and wanted to live there one day.

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Amish Market food is absolutely incredible. Best ribs I ever had.

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Pope Francis, after meeting JD Vance

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THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE #wrestlemania

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I can't stop looking at Reigns extremely white teeth #WrestleMania

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This Fire Burns > Cult of Personality #Wrestlemania

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☝️ #wrestlemania

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I'm excited for the "Paul Heyman on a pole" match #Wrestlemania

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My wife... "Charlotte has a negative butt" "Her diaper looks loose" #WrestleMania

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If Charlotte Wins, We Riot #WrestleMania

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Either Shawn Michaels cowboy hat is too big or his head shrank #Wrestlemania

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Holy shit that was really impressive #WrestleMania

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BOOOOO DANA WHITE #WrestleMania

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I'm hoping Rey Fenix is nothing but 1000% #WrestleMania

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Michael Cole saying "MY GOD LIL YACHTY" El oh El #WrestleMania

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AEW Jade > WWE Jade #WrestleMania

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Fuck Jelly Roll #WrestleMania

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GOOD 🎺 🎺🎺🎺🎺 #WrestleMania

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I'm rooting for New Day. I haven't forgotten all the antivaccine shit Erik vomited out years ago. Worst straight edge dude ever. #WrestleMania

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Kofi Kingston with the Giant Gonzalez fit #WrestleMania

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So, wait, Gunther tapped out to a guy not known for submission finishers? Okay. #WrestleMania

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I had a dream last night that I was in a Guitar Center and just kept playing the main riff of "Sad But True" to annoy everyone.

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I just saw a patient wearing a shirt that says "ULTRA MAGA" and as much as I want to joke about how that's a terrible superhero, I can't help to literally be in wonder that this guy, who supports things like Medicare cuts is using Medicare for his own health. I'm f'ing baffled.

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Fuck/Marry/Kill Liberace, Eazy E, Freddy Mercury

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I'm thinking about getting into vegetable taxidermy.

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You should not be allowed to wear a DEP shirt and play the most bar rock music I ever heard

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Any opening band that says "you may know this one...." Guess what, dude? We don't. STFU and play the song, we are waiting for the headliner.

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2nd time seeing "Betty" in its entirety, and this time, I'm bringing @eternalweekend.bsky.social

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That was one of the most insane endings to a WWE PPV I've seen in awhile

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#WWEChamber       #EliminationChamber2025 Owens is so destroying Zayn

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#EliminationChamber2025 0-1 so far

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#EliminationChamber2025 Canadian wrestling fans are hilarious

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#EliminationChamber2025 Well, that was cool. I enjoy heel Jade

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#EliminationChamber2025 My brain says Roxanne wins, my gut says Bliss

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Hey @opiebluesky.bsky.social Thanks for the following. I've been a fan since WYSP

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I can't properly post videos on bluesky, so here's my tiktok link. I'm currently working on a new project. Hey @theredchord.bsky.social, long sleeve is very comfortable

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