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Like the Mary Celeste, I appear out of the gloom looking all weird and disheveled. Many explanations are given; most point at the eldritch or supernatural. However, really I’m just the product of several unlikely but terrible decisions
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Happy World Goth Day everybody 🦇

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

I’m calling it: Andor Season 2 was perfect Not just a perfect series; it was like watching around 10 perfect films Every episode gave you joy, action heart and/or tears (pun intended) I loved it. I cannot praise this enough And around the world, like me, everyone has Rogue 1 lined up to watch

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t wait for Eurovision next week This article gives a great run down of the artists trying to qualify for the final this week Some amazing songs here, some very curious fashion choices - and also a lot of dross. Love it

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Good The video of the tree falling is just heartbreaking Apparently there’s a chance the sentencing could be televised? How are they still denying it when the evidence is so voluminous, compelling and easy to verify?

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Gonna call my next Cleric Leoxiv #dnd #whitesmoke

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Recently, I’ve been rescuing plants that were look neglected around the house I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone Today I can announce a shoot!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Decided to take the dogs to Beamish today and one of them decided to help authorities with an investigation

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

He literally called this a “National Security Threat” Just when you think you’ve seen all the dumb, he pulls another awesomely stupid idea out of his ass

submitted 49 days ago • 6 comments

Legally, if any more statutes in the Declaration of Independence are broken then it becomes null and void and America reverts back to Britain

submitted 52 days ago • 4 comments

I recently ramped up my job hunting and this week I have been given two very strong leads from recruiters and one of them is a dream job So keeping my fingers crossed. Will hopefully get some information on them next week Gonna need to buy myself a new suit

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I like 🎥Movies 📺TV 🦹‍♂️Comics 🎧Podcasts 🗞️News 🀄Board games 🕹️Video games 🎲TTRPGs 🎹Music 👨‍👧‍👧My daughters 🫦My girlfriend 🐶My bassets 🫖Tea 🥔Crisps 🥧Pies ❓Puzzles 🏰History ⚖️Equality ↗️Northumberland 🤔Quizzes 💻Excel 🥃Rum 🗣️Heated debate 🍜Ramen 🌶️Chilli 🎓Learning 🍀My good fortune 👽Freaks like me 📝Lists #promosky

submitted 216 days ago • 13 comments

Wonderful gift for a friend or a passive aggressive gift for a spouse or sibling?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Cos I’m a crepe Not dog’s dinner What the hell am I doing here I don’t belong here

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

“Mr President, here are the things not to do at the Pope’s funeral: “Don’t wear a blue suit “Don’t fall asleep “Don’t say you’re only going to make deals “Don’t stand on the rug the coffin is on “You got that?”

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Caught up on Andor Okay, I totally loved it. These 3 episodes were amazing But that absolute banger they played at the wedding is going to stay with me And you know what: when everything is falling apart around you and you know you’re in too deep: drink and dance like no one is watching

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

Maybe, without any microphones around, Trump can have it slowly explained to him what Putin really is, what he's like to deal with and how he's making Trump look like a fool This is my hope

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

Last weekend before the project is over I’ll admit I was hoping the initial enthusiasm would produce more pictures Maybe people are waiting until the last minute to add an air of tension However, the pictures I have received have been passed over and she was very excited: “Tell them ‘Gosh!’”

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I’m more than happy with this line up Bring it on

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Trump now realising that his boyfriend’s a dick? Maybe regretting the ‘I’ll have peace in Ukraine on day one’ hyperbole

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Oh no Letter from the Doctor’s office for yearly check up How much truth do I tell them this time?

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Damn I only have an XB1 so no Oblivion for me I suspected this would be the case I’m gutted. I’ve played the hell out of Skyrim and haven’t played Oblivion in so long - I was really looking forward to it Really haven’t got the spare funds to get another console just for 1 game Damn

submitted 62 days ago • 3 comments

Tilda Swinton firming as bookies’ pick for new Pope, Dr Who and Bond roles.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

April is almost up I’d love to have a few more pics to hand over Anyone got anymore to post?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

He was a great man, who led a good life and wanted the world to be a better place But, wow, he had a crappy last day on Earth

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve received some amazing pictures from you and I couldn’t be more grateful Really looking forward to hopefully seeing some more I know it’s a big ask but it really means a lot and it’s nice to be organising something positive these days Thanks again

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone remember when Man Utd and Spurs thought that they were so good that they deserved to be in the totally toxic Super League they tried to start up in 2021 I’ve never forgiven or forgotten what all those teams tried to do

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments