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Are French people really like that or are they crisis actors

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I forget the name of the NHL so I call it Man Hockey and ppl get confused and think I’m talking about a sex thing

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We need to come up with racial slurs to hurl at AI

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kiwi homophobics are like “figit”

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I took the dog for a walk and had to wrestle an empty canister of poppers from her mouth happy pride

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Vermin Supreme promised a pony for every American. Chappel Roan said Pink Pony Club Coincidence? I don’t think so

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delta rune that’s the queen who loves Diet Coke right

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“Scan the QR for the menu” was the beginning of the end

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what the fuck is a consultant everyone is a consultant or an analyst what even are jobs

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Seattle Storm got one of the nicest courts in the W

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We’re going to see ChatGPT write an oped in the NYT or WaPo by 2026 mark my words

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I watched La misma luna in middle school and that stood out to me the most was the opening scene where the mom eats pop tarts with jalapeños that sounds like… something

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I just read that shameful NYT headline about Jonathan Joss. How is being called a homophobic slur and being murdered a “dispute?” The New York Times hates gay people. They are just another mouthpiece for Trump. Fuck American Media.

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QueueAnon

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Hernán Cortéz and Christopher Columbus used genocide to spread the word of Jesus Christ… I don’t think Jesus was a good guy

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how to come to terms that you will never amount to anything

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Okay I know I’m famously a Caitlin Clark hater but ngl I hope she stars in Space Jam 3 she’s 💯 % a better actor than LeBron

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I accidentally trained my dog to bark at Republicans lmao

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Olive Garden supports gay people they should have Nick Smith on the float at Pride

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Bro did we really invade Iraq to access their Stargate

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Do straight people have sex for fun or is it just a procreation thing?

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happy pride

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Andrew Taint would be a great drag name

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Fuck the troops. Joining the military doesn’t make you special. It’s just another job

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Dale Gribble is a Sigma Cuck

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I ate cauliflower gnocchi and want to kms how do people live without carbs?

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Bonked my head while cleaning the floor and may have given myself a concussion I’m just getting L after L

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Shawty Arabia 🇸🇦

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Simply not hating gay people doesn’t make you an ally. Thats like saying the US is allies with North Korea because they’re not bombing Pyongyang

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Alec Baldwin

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360 No Scope Deez Nuts

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ay girl imma succ ur dick thru ur butthole

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Gay

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Free Luigi

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Christians believe in child sacrifice which is why the Christians in power want to kill children by getting rid of their healthcare and making school shootings so prevalent

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Balls balls balls balls balls

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I wanna make a fake Grindr to catfish gay guys pls send me pics to make my profile

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Using galaxy gas to DIY acclimatize for Everest

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so soccer cleats are really the fashion trend of the summer? Who decided this? Lesbians?

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Why haven’t they transvestigated Trump yet? Bro got tiny hands and a dumpy

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Gonna need shock therapy to break my spartphone addiction lol

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I hope China steamrolls us when push comes to shove lol I’m lowkey stoked for communism it’s better than whatever this is

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was the economy ever good

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is there a way to disable autoplay video here? I don’t wanna keep seeing videos of people getting murdered or AI videos of Trump fucking a chicken this is gonna make me go crazy and hijack the Oscar Meyer weinermobile and crash it or smth

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why didn’t those astronauts just beam down

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