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I need a survival horror game with a southern gothic aesthetic

Hopefully the cult will start to realize that it's the R's that have put them in hell on earth. FAFO

RIP William Shakespeare. You would have loved the Drake/Kendrick Lamar rap feud

Emma Raducanu was unable to see the ball through her tears after spotting a stalker at a match last month. The image of the British tennis player taking refuge behind the umpire's chair encapsulated the darker side of women's sport reut.rs/41yvORl

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

And done with my latest cross stitch. I added the pride hearts to the pattern I got on Etsy. Y'all means all.

I love a thrift store that still has thrift store prices.

Would pay money for a Zelensky / Kendrick Collab

Have courage Stand up to bullies Be like President Zelenskyy

Long week.

Make the day of someone in customer service with the words "Take your time, I'm not in a hurry."

A child in West Texas has died of measles, state health officials said — the first reported US death from the highly contagious disease in a decade — as a Texas outbreak has grown from a handful of cases to more than 130 across two states reut.rs/3ESCr9o

First they raised the prices of eggs, and I did not speak out. Then the Ghirardelli semisweet chocolate chips went from $3.69 to $5.19 overnight, and now I am going to burn this place down.

drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.

It’s time to eat the rich, and I, for one, am ravenous

Critical thinking skills are necessary for all

I hate this state.

share.newsbreak.com/bme4kx29 How sad. Indiana wants to stop free books for kids. #FUINDIANA

Sweepy Kitty

Today, I found out that the Department of Defense banned the Well-Read Black Girl anthology by Glory Edim. I was one of its contributors. I'm really hurt right now. So if you have it in you, please buy books by Black women from independent bookstores.

not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

Wait...people really think Kendrick Lamar's performance was supposed to be patriotic? Please bring back liberal arts 😭😭😭

nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

I dont know who needs to hear this, but get stoned and raid your Fridge

Can we go back to the time where Nazis were bad

ao3 please come back home to me….

in an apocalypse my ideal choice of shelter is a library, hbu?

So I think the depression all started when I realized what an actual serving size was

My bestie’s cat had some unexpected medical expenses, please consider donating or sharing! 🫶🏻

gofund.me/a8571b34 #CatSky #MutualAid Hello! Ny cat, Theo, has had an unexpected medical emergency. I noticed last night that he was not peeing and brought him to vet early this morning to find out that his urinary tract was obstructed.

One of our kitties we haven’t had a chance to talk about yet is Misty! She was a friendly stray who walked right up to me when I was picking up other cats from one of our fosters for spay/neuter day. The foster said she’d been hanging around for some time, so we scooped her to check for a microchip.

yesss girl go do the bare minimum at your job today

Scenes from a protest outside of USAID today.

(h/t: @the.language.nerds)

id rather be foraging and frolicking

A queen upon her throne of blankets

due to high demand, i present— baby skye ✨ working hard on her loaf pose 🤭

Most commonly used phrases this year: "I told you so" "I tried to warn you"

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I had to eat all the tea biscuits so I wouldn't eat all of the tea biscuits.