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xoxoxopher.bsky.social
Vermont, illustrator, animator, indie funk musician, DJ, baker, and kitten wrangler. Aka Christopher Grotke. Get OH NO! https://xoxoxopher.bandcamp.com/album/oh-no
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New music coming Friday… fun and funky instrumentals for summer dancing and chilling. About Time!

Well, that seems clear.

New funky music coming Friday - xoxo Xopher - About Time. Instrumental beats and grooves channeling inspirations and influences. Follow at bandcamp… 😀

Oh my. The skills! ❤️

My intention is to funk you, sometime in the next two weeks. 🤪 Probably Friday.

It might be time for some Bunkerfunk… xoxoxopher.bandcamp.com/track/bunker... #bunker #funk #music #instrumental

One week until the new album is out. Until then… Oh No! xoxoxopher.bandcamp.com/album/oh-no

The last 10 films watched @criterionchannl.bsky.social on Criterion. #movie #film

Democrats messaging seems to be “we’d be okay with this” if only the president had consulted us. They complain about the process, not bombing people in another country. Still pro war, just felt left out. 🤪

Jaws got me quite concerned that there was probably a shark in the Finger Lakes. Also that a head might come up in the toilet.

@salinas.house.gov @jeffmerkley.bsky.social @wyden.senate.gov These statistics tell an awful truth Do something b4 it's too late. 88 counties, all swing states and all just under recount threshold? 1 in 15 undecillion

It’s not a starship if it never leaves Earth. 🤪

New funky music coming in just over a week. About Time. I’m really happy with the way this project turned out, and it is fun to listen to. Looking forward to sharing this with everyone. Follow me at xoxoxopher.bandcamp.com to be the first to hear it. #bandcamp #funk #indie #music #comingsoon

Proud to be part of the Wednesday lineup on @wvew.org ! Tune in at 7 pm eastern for a mix of indie, funk, weird, funny, pop, new wave, new and old.

Tall tapered poles. Firm. Steadfast. Definitely not limp. My pole is magnificent. Standing tall. I’ll get it up by 11am. Approximately.

They wear masks because they have to go back to their real jobs and are afraid they’ll be fired. These seem like deputized militias. Masks are meant to keep them hidden from bosses and families.

That was great. We can do better. 🤪

More Brattleboro, Vermont No Kings Day #nokings

Seniors in Salt Lake City heading out for a #nokingsprotest in front of their assisted living facility.

How much time do we have? We don’t know… …but here’s a funky song for your Saturday that might help us figure it out. #funk #funksky xoxoxopher.bandcamp.com/track/how-mu...

What time is Trump scaring all the pets in DC with the rumble of low flying jets? Arrfing for a furry friend…🤪

The only kingdom in the U.S. I respect is NEK! (One for Vermonters…) 🤪

No kings! Oh no oh no! 🤪 xoxoxopher.bandcamp.com/album/oh-no

No Kings! youtu.be/1KTpiuEgCrc

Are You Entertained? Trump Says Yes! Cartoon: rall.com/comic/trump-...

New album coming June 29th! About Time…. 🤪

xoxoxopher.bandcamp.com/album/oh-no Indie funk for the times…

Animals, nice people, and funky music are (barely) keeping me sane. 🤪

The people at @smartelections.bsky.social are moving forward with a major lawsuit in NY over this obvious instance of fraud that took place in the 2024 Election... [ Reposted from @realdlhughley.bsky.social on Instagram ]