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yesitscolin.bsky.social
The “Tom Hanks of Bluesky,” or so I’ve been told. Wrote a couple true crime books, and a whole bunch of skeets. NY Post once called me a "woke Wikipedia user." Opinions are mine. He/him
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No. Fucking. Kings.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

No. Fucking. Kings.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

ME: Hey buddy, hear this song on the radio? This is called Freebird. *guitar solo starts* SON: Daddy, this is good! Is that you playing guitar? ME: …..Yes. Yes it is.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

REALLY love my new tattoo…

submitted 38 days ago • 12 comments

Don’t forget it’s Election Day! Or as I like to call it, the Now Maybe I’ll Finally Stop Getting So Many Goddamn Spam Text Messages From Candidates After This Day!

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick Lamar at MetLife Stadium when he got to that line. You know the one.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Who ISN’T?!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Who ISN’T?!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I need a spy thriller starring the Swiss Guard

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

“Pee’s stored in the balls”

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“Pee’s stored in the balls”

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submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

updating the scoreboard woke | unwoke | ||||||||||| | | ||||||||||| | ||||||||||| | ||||||||||| | |||||| | |

submitted 64 days ago • 14 comments

Gov. Sanders, Arkansas urge leopards to stop eating THEIR faces

submitted 64 days ago • 5 comments

Gov. Sanders, Arkansas urge leopards to stop eating THEIR faces

submitted 64 days ago • 5 comments

According to Paramount Plus, it appears I’m about to die…

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

According to Paramount Plus, it appears I’m about to die…

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

WHERE IN TIME IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Continuing my MST3k homages to classic Marvel covers, here is the Sci-Fi Channel era, with Mike and the bots being chased through Time and Space by Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy! @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @rifftrax.com

submitted 74 days ago • 9 comments

New slogan for protest signs just dropped

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

*playing with my phone* SON: Daddy, why are there so many ads?! ME: Um... because of capitalism, buddy. SON: I hate capitalism! Capitalism is a POOP!

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

*playing with my phone* SON: Daddy, why are there so many ads?! ME: Um... because of capitalism, buddy. SON: I hate capitalism! Capitalism is a POOP!

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

Wow, the AI in these ads are so seamless, you can hardly tell the floating, spider-like excavator isn't real...

submitted 117 days ago • 2 comments

This picture may haunt me to the end of my days. It is an ICE agent taking an axe to the car window of an immigrant in New Bedford, MA. Not far from where I sit now. An immigrant with no criminal record was abducted by this smiling man. An axe taken to a car window and to our democracy. 1/ #MomSky

submitted 73 days ago • 690 comments

Not a single American voted for this but also: they’re not hiding their fascism, are they?

submitted 73 days ago • 146 comments

Just bought my tickets for the Newport Jazz Festival!!!

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Me yelling at the police as I’m taken out of the Waffle House naked in handcuffs at 4 AM:

submitted 132 days ago • 8 comments

I’m just assuming that anyone in a new Harry Potter is a TERF, because they are clearly fine with taking TERF money and being associated with someone doing active worldwide harm to transgender people.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 94 days ago • 6 comments

😡 😡 😡

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Jazz prodigy Joey Alexander and his trio at the Birdland Jazz Club. Fantastic, fantastic music…

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Hanging out with the awesome @eileenmnoonan.bsky.social tonight, about to watch some NYC jazz!!!

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Was just reading about how people like Weezer’s Buddy Holly because they’re nostalgic about the 90s, and the song’s music video was a nostalgic tribute to the 70s show Happy Days, which itself was a nostalgic tribute to the 50s…

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a cautionary tale earning against the perils of the Deadly Sins, like gluttony, greed, sloth, and, erm… gum-chewing

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

💙

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a cautionary tale earning against the perils of the Deadly Sins, like gluttony, greed, sloth, and, erm… gum-chewing

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

SERENITY NOW

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Between work, getting my car repaired, and talking to tech support about a package I ordered two months ago but never received, the sheer amount out of incompetence I’ve had to navigate through today has been rather overwhelming…

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments