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yomarndog.bsky.social
Middle-aged blue dot in a red state
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Okay white guys! Get to the recruiter! <clap*> No DEI. No minorit-IZE. No women. No gender bendin. Just mayonnaise, Ranch for days, MAGA hat on the head, Wonder Bread, paint ballin, Morgan Wallen, camo koozies, deer hunting oozies, washmytruck, PURE. WHITE. BUCKS. Let's go. TIME TO RISE AND SHINE!

We’re #1!!!

Funny but true. .

In case anyone needs this for reference....

#nokings #notraitors #noclownshows

Well, this wins the internet today! IYKYK 🤣🤣🤣☠️

Can we PLEASE have a serious discussion about what a @petebuttigieg.bsky.social Buttigieg presidental run would look like?! Does he have enough serious weight and appeal with the left and center to finally drive the #clownshow out of DC? AND will midterms help or hurt him?

I'm TOTALLY regretting some of the people I asked to be my neighbor back in the day. 😏

Today's Truth & Democracy Hero @ericswalwell.bsky.social and his soon-to-be patented MAGA 🐂💩 detector!!! 🫱🏽💥🫲🏽 😂

There is no plan. There is no 3D chess. The president has a toddler’s understanding of the economy and will continue to just do things (and then undo them, and then do them again).

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The church said it's terminating a decades-long partnership with the federal government to help refugees arriving in the U.S., citing moral opposition to resettling white Afrikaners from South Africa.

We've definitely been slacking on the "indivisible" part too! 😤

@olbermann.bsky.social This just made my whole day! 🙌🏼

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I don't even know.

This guy is a loon. 🙄

The US military has removed photos of the B-29 bomber “Enola Gay” — which dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan — apparently because it contains the word “gay,” which violates their new anti-DEI rules.

Not only is this the second explosion in a row for Musk, but this launch wasn't even supposed to happen—as the investigation into the _last_ one isn't done yet. The only reason this launch went forward is Trump's FAA cleared it prematurely as a favor to Musk. Now FL travelers are paying the price.

I didn't think it was possible to hate them more until I read this. The asshat yam and his smarmy sidekick bullying a man doing everything to save his people! If I were Zel, I'd say FUCK TRUMP and turn to my real friends in Europe and give THEM mineral rights! apnews.com/article/trum...

It's true tho...

The Revolution will be AI-icized

A sobering, spot-on read, despite the title...