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Senior Community Producer at Twitch. full-time nerd, occasional musician, avid runner, live music aficionado, burrito enthusiast. prev: IGN, Ubisoft. he/him
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Great news for people who like to pretend about half of Square's RPG catalog from the past 5 years just doesn't exist insider-gaming.com/square-enix-...

so glad we elected Donald "No More Wars" Trump! great work, everyone!

Playing Mario Kart World with a full 24 person lobby today!!! No better way to fight with all your friends than Mario Kart in the name of CHARITY 😌. Certain donation amounts will allow you to prevent one of the players from using items for a whole lap! Twitch.tv/charalanahzard

There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.

didn't expect Donkey Kong Bananza to be an anti-capitalist text but if Star Wars can do it, why not Nintendo too?

i am also known to possess Ancient Bananza Powers, just so everyone is aware.

y'all will never convince me that Cyberpunk 2077 isn't one of the greatest games of all time. i've played it SO much and i'm still finding new things to love about it, new ways to play, deeper levels of customization, etc. it's just astonishing. 10/10 game, for real.

one caveat to this: online Knockout Tour is the best thing to happen to Mario Kart since Double Dash. straight up Mad Max simulator type of shit.

i ran into Bill Murray in the bathroom at Comic-Con one year and obviously i didn't say anything. then, at the sink while we were washing our hands, he looked at me in the mirror and said. "In the bathroom with Bill Murray huh? That's crazy."

finally booted up Mario Kart World. we really thought we were getting Mario Kart Forza, turns out it's more like Mario Kart Boredza, amiright? cuz it's sorta boring??

if it's not *actually* called Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money, we riot.

I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.

Know your rights.

lol, i really thought we were gonna get a look at Perfect dark at the end there.

man, no one does a showcase quite like Xbox. what a banger.

finished Clair Obscur last night, a masterpiece. such a beautiful story coupled with absolutely banging combat. cannot wait to see what Sandfall does next but fortunately i have tons of endgame stuff to see, new builds to try out, new game+ to get through, etc. wow.

for months, i've been telling everyone i know that i wasn't gonna buy a Switch 2 until MP4 dropped cuz i just wasn't that interested so i didn't pre-order one. well guess what? it's launch day and i don't have one and now i'm ANGRY. (at myself)

OK. YES. GOOD.

life is so unfair. years of dedication in the gym and i still can't do that thing from batman begins where bruce wayne gets out of bed, falls over, and immediately starts doing push-ups. smdh.

😭😭😭

every day i wake up and i check my little my emails and i do my little spreadsheets but the ONLY thing i wanna do is play more Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

In final fantasy 14 a minor plot point is a planet of robots went to eternal war with a planet full of dragons and they blew each other up they had a robot dragon war and it’s Awesome. you can write whatever you want