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#SGDQ2025 Registration update!! Registration will be closing May 25th, however late registration and on-site registration will be available!! *Late registration after May 25th will be $150 *On-site registration will be $200 Register here: https://gdq.gg/sgdq2025

I used to like to pull wallpapers for my laptop from Deviant Art, but damn if it didn't turn into dogshit. I searched one thing and its all blatant AI and people trying to charge you $60 just to view their (probably AI) picture

Speedrunners love to put "Best Possible Time" in their splits but then you watch them and they're having the worst possible time.

"We look with our eyes, not our claws!" Some more kidlit art because I'm in the mood to draw pets and cute babies

crow doodles

why is it that any time anyone ever is upset about how difficult something is in a video game there's some asshat on reddit to tell them its actually not that bad if they just begin coding and rewrite the game entirely

I don't really use my Bluesky to promote my streaming (as its a hobby) but I might start. this is pretty cool!

i cannot express how much indie authors should consider joining itch. the community is growing, the buyers are there and you get income immediately when a book is bought. consider it! setting your books up there is SUPER EASY and tbh really worth it. 📚💙

I want to go to there

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow

Do I cast Toll the Dead with a 40% chance to do damage, or should I cast fire bolt with a 50% chance? Well whichever i picked, it did 1 damage. Now the enemy will throw an oil bottle and shoot a flame arrow.

As much as I want to like it, I'm really struggling enjoying baldurs gate 3. It doesn't help that the first 5 levels in DND are a massive pain in the ass to play, and to get through them in BG3 requires a massive time sink that I just don't have for games anymore.

is okay "cok suk urgh" was okay to use

I downloaded a shitty match 3 RPG style game from steam and after doing the tutorial the NPC's said "thank you stranger what is your name?" so I picked the orc and named him "Sexy orc man" and it said the name was invalid 🤣

every time I drink I have to say it: I'm gay yall

every squad got the: - maid catgirl - the cow - the s̸̨̮͈̭͌̀à̵͖̼̤̎̿БНО縺ィ繧ゅd̴͉̹͎̮͂̋͝ḧ̵͉̟̻̱͓̹́̍̄̀̏̄͝

I am the biggest Square Enix fanboy. do I play their games? oh gosh no, I just love watching other people play their games and live vicariously through them. this one will be no different.

For the first time EVER we're adding an Artist Alley to #SGDQ2025!! Applications are open for artists, makers, and indie devs who'd like to join us this summer!💙 *Apps close May 26, 11:59PM ET 🎨 Artist App: forms.gle/7MPGRCrxXg... 🕹️Indie Dev. App: forms.gle/icjSZYPiHN...

YouTube has been hitting me with the Y2K Jungle Mix playing music from Ps1, Ps2, Dreamcast, and N64 games. Posting an example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVcn...

not to bring up weight loss again, but today I was laying on the couch in my house shorts and I looked at my thighs and though "woah, they're so tiny"

I lost over 50 lbs! the best part? I can drink half a pint of beer and get drunk on it! its the best! I'm gonna save so much money now

*taps the sign*

finished my book for the book club, I now have to sit on it for 17 days. I really didn't think I would read the whole thing in a day

In my brain, going to the coffee shop to read my book is cool, I'll meet cool people, they'll know my vibe and chat with me. In reality it's seeing that the coffee shop is full of people for a Bible study over a topic that (as someone who grew up going to church) sounds like a conspiracy theory. 😒

@anyaustin.bsky.social @hankgreen.bsky.social I'm convinced you planned this

Pumped up chicks

I am really feeling this way, myself, lately.* not sure how to get my groove back. * “lately” = almost six months. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I just ordered a book for a virtual book club. I'm kinda nervous I've never done anything like this before. I hope I like the book 😫

downloaded Spyro 3.5 thinking "I should play this before I watch it at GDQ. I'm good at spyro games, how hard can it be?" Readers, its hard... but also I can't get my right analog stick to work so I'm blaming that and not my gaming abilities

I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.

Spyro 3.5?!? IDK what it is but I'm INVESTED

Heaven’s Edge #Newart day!!! Did this piece for a polar zine project back in March! Been hard to not post it to all the socials. Was a blast to work on it.

I believe its time we reject giving our money large corporations (Dark Brotherhood) and support our local small businesses (Morag Tong).

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These guys always have a spot close to my heart being the primary henchmen in my first ever one shot. It was fun to get to use them again when I remade it for my friends to try out the new rules!

I haven't gotten Expedition 33 yet because I have other games taking my time and money. I'm worried that by the time I get around to it, the hype will die down and it will lose its appeal.

I've never seen something that quite captures the "oh, I started dialog and I know what you're about to say but this isn't a video game so I can't just skip it" like this does