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zachhazard.bsky.social
International Internet Funnyman, Aspiring voice actor, ½ of Fallout Multiplayer with Mikeburnfire, US Army Veteran (91F, GWOT 04-09).
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Fundraiser time! 💛💙 50% increase in drone strikes has been tough on Kharkiv. So my favorite boys from 113 Brigade are creating new teams to defend civilians. They really need this thermal scope. Question of $3720. Help them defend us 🙏🇺🇦 PayPal in the bio. P.S. They did it in English 😲

Oh look, a new video where I fight a zombie robot. It goes pretty well. youtu.be/AuKCZXEgyvA

Not bad for watching a 2 minute Gordon Ramsey video on how to cook a steak on a stove, and also not having olive oil or garlic.

Me and @devinsanluis.bsky.social did our first interview in the burned ruins of my father's house 2 years ago. This interview mostly is about relevant events and how I feel bout today's American administration and Ukraine's position in this wild fucking reality we live in. youtu.be/YIP6rDmw4-o?...

I got an optic for the Swedish M/36 machine gun.

do you KNOW what day it is today?!!?!

VERY LONG THREAD. I want to, for a second, talk about a serious subject, mental health and You Tube creators. I’m fairly lucky, in that I do this as a side project with no particular expectation of earnings, or viewers or whatever. 1/11

Big fundraiser guys! For very important people, 113 territorial defense brigade who shoot down Shaheds drones terrorizing us daily in Kharkiv. Drone strikes have increased by 40-50% since Trump's "ceasefire" started. We need $5000 for the new van. PayPal in the bio. As always, thank you 🇺🇦

I’m so glad a chunk of a filling came out while I was flossing, because I had so much money and no idea how to get rid of it!

I miss the days of silly short wheelbase trucks. Someday, I hope I can get a Mitsubishi Delica.

WAIT WHAT NEW KIRBY AIR RIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Nevermind, I don’t want to play Duskblood anymore.

OH LOOK ITS LEGALLY DISTINCT BLOODBORNE 2 ON THE SWITCH 2 IM NOT SCREAMING YOU ARE

Yooooo Hitman coming to the Switch 2 yeaaaaaaaa

More Elden Ring stuff is neat

Bro they added a Garmin to my Legend of Zelda game

I like that they made a game that’s basically a trip to a museum about the Nintendo switch 2.

Discord been real quiet since Nintendo announced GameChat.

There is a Moo-Moo riding a Honda Motocompo that is actually a boombox

Man, Nintendo really said “we want to make Forza Horizon.”

I am very confused but delighted that Patapon 1 & 2 are being rereleased on the switch. I don’t know how that happened, but hooray!

New video is out! Who wants to see what stuff I used at the Moons Out 2025 match? youtu.be/-bsEa6r7woE

Back hurts. I have difficulty sleeping knowing I was personally responsible for the death of the napkin industry.

When you’re “yee haw partner” on the inside, but you’re “En Garde, monsieur” on the outside.

Fundraiser‼️ As we all know Elon and Trump have been threatening us with shutting down Starlink. Cunts. Here is the alternative guys want to try. It would be fantastic if we could equip a whole battalion. 30 kits is the goal. $200 x 30 = $6000. Can we do it? PayPal in the bio.

If you’d like to see where this bee ended up, you can watch the video here! youtu.be/3HuCXa5vCR8

Flashback to the time I was doing pipeline survey and came across an alpaca who was very interested in what I was up to. I made him into a meme.

I am very excited about the Death Stranding 2 release date and trailer. I’m just not typing in all caps because my shift key is broken.

Did I spend too long working on this image of a bumblebee for a 0.5 second bit in a video I'm working on? MayBEE.

Falcon released a new video about the... Uhh... Tom-the-cat? I 've never heard of this. Well it's not a Falcon. I think it was in a movie or something?

Me when I hear someone who doesn’t know I’m listening saying that I’m not a silly goose:

Fallout 4 rifles be like