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Terminally gay. MKE. https://open.spotify.com/user/12619613?si=TFroyPsSTDifsExyQNb-DA

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Whoever decided shower curtains should have a standardized number of ringlets at the top deserves their dick sucked from the back, fr.

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Final pictures at the old place. So long downtown. It’s been real, but I’m off to be domestic in the suburbs. 🫡

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Is there anything more satisfying than closing a door for the last time on a fully cleaned room as you’re leaving an apartment? It’s like, goodbye too small bathroom. 👋 See you in bathroom hell ya wee bastard.

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Looking for a grown woman with baby teeth, iktr! 🗣️ 🦷 🧍🏼‍♀️ #virgin

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The boys are helping.

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Dove Cameron could write Hey Jude but The Beatles could never write French Girls

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I may have chosen my movers based on the company name.

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Moving day!!

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Accidentally double dosed on my breakfast adderall (:

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This feels like a hate crime.

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Era 1, Clarity, Turn Off The Lights, Problematique, and Feed The Beast: fuck my drag, right?

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Successfully uninstalled my bidet and swapped my good shower head back to the piece of shit nozzle that came with this apartment.

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The first time I heard this song I was 23 and killing time in Boystown because I drove my friend down to her first electrolysis appointment & it took like 3 hours. I had just left a hookup and was walking past a record store while it played on the speakers. The memories are all so vivid in my mind.

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Gm.

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He has a name and it’s George Santos

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Picked up some light reading marital this weekend. 🌼

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Why is it so hard to find a gay guy flag? I want the toothpaste for my flagpole but places always have literally every other flag but that one. 😭 Why is there never any gay male representation?? 😭 😭

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Packing up kitchen shit sucks fat nuts. Wym I can only fit 6 things in a medium sized box? What of my bao bun steamer? My Laos rice cooking basket?? Not to mention the cauldron that goes with???

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Whoever decided shower curtains should have a standardized number of ringlets at the top deserves their dick sucked from the back, fr.

Final pictures at the old place. So long downtown. It’s been real, but I’m off to be domestic in the suburbs. 🫡

Is there anything more satisfying than closing a door for the last time on a fully cleaned room as you’re leaving an apartment? It’s like, goodbye too small bathroom. 👋 See you in bathroom hell ya wee bastard.

Looking for a grown woman with baby teeth, iktr! 🗣️ 🦷 🧍🏼‍♀️ #virgin

The boys are helping.

Dove Cameron could write Hey Jude but The Beatles could never write French Girls

I may have chosen my movers based on the company name.

Moving day!!

Accidentally double dosed on my breakfast adderall (:

This feels like a hate crime.

Era 1, Clarity, Turn Off The Lights, Problematique, and Feed The Beast: fuck my drag, right?

Successfully uninstalled my bidet and swapped my good shower head back to the piece of shit nozzle that came with this apartment.

The first time I heard this song I was 23 and killing time in Boystown because I drove my friend down to her first electrolysis appointment & it took like 3 hours. I had just left a hookup and was walking past a record store while it played on the speakers. The memories are all so vivid in my mind.

Gm.

He has a name and it’s George Santos

Picked up some light reading marital this weekend. 🌼

Why is it so hard to find a gay guy flag? I want the toothpaste for my flagpole but places always have literally every other flag but that one. 😭 Why is there never any gay male representation?? 😭 😭

Packing up kitchen shit sucks fat nuts. Wym I can only fit 6 things in a medium sized box? What of my bao bun steamer? My Laos rice cooking basket?? Not to mention the cauldron that goes with???

Ru should consider crowning Ginger Minj so her soul can finally rest and she can be released from this mortal coil.

Khia Bang Bang goes kinda hard if we’re being tbh.

Wait Kelly Clarkson and Elohim made a beep boop song?