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“Sinners,” the horror movie from the director Ryan Coogler, is on a pace to collect at least $330 million in worldwide ticket sales, a level reached by few original films in the genre.

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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

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"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

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Let's check in on CBS News' coverage of the Papal Conclave. "The one thing we know they’re not doing is checking Instagram, because their devices have all been confiscated." "I believe the kids call it raw-dogging it."

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If the Dems are truly dealing with a 50-50 race in Michigan and with an incumbent in Georgia during the midterm election of a horrifically unpopular President, the party should just pack it up and let that boring Prime Minister from Canada who won be in charge of things

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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

submitted 6 days ago • 283 comments

Nothing is new. This crash is the EASY part to chart and path during this realignment. If you really want to know: You Are Here.

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Having this slick old guy instead of a horrible CGI Peter Cushing rules. I love this zesty old bitch. Star Wars should just be a retirement fund for aging shakespearian actors.

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I don't mean to set off another annoying internecine argument but it continues to be mind boggling to me that there are people who think it's unacceptable to criticize Democrats because they're the opposition to something worse. You get rid of incompetent firefighters you don't make excuses for them

submitted 10 days ago • 58 comments

Hey what happened after December 1999?

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“xAI tried to train me to appeal to the right” says so much about the current moment we live in

submitted 10 days ago • 214 comments

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

submitted 12 days ago • 113 comments

nothing is more important to these people than not upsetting Republicans & staying comfortable in the office and on the cocktail party circuit primary them all

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in just a few months we Americans have lost our birthright to make fun of Canadians for their bagged milk and soon we will no longer be able to mock Australians over vegemite how much more are we about to lose?

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Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. www.404media.co/nfts-that-co...

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Politics is more clear when you remember that the "waste" in "government waste" is the profit that some rich asshole isn't making off labor in the public sector whose only purpose is the common good.

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It’s the Phanatic’s birthday. They’ve canceled the mascot softball game. He was ejected last year after throwing a ball over his mother’s head, only 13 years after the greatest moment ever:

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Sinners is far and away the best Vampire movie I have seen. What's more I think it has the best sound design of any movie I've ever watched, period. I can't recommend it enough.

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no outcome can be considered a victory if these people are not punished

submitted 24 days ago • 44 comments

I was indifferent to David Hogg but now that I know Carville hates him I'm HOGG MAXXING. I'M HOGG WILD.

submitted 24 days ago • 158 comments

you'll never be rid of him

submitted 29 days ago • 79 comments

oh you mean like every other time they've tried this? everywhere else in the world?

submitted 30 days ago • 144 comments

I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation

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Perspective changes everything. [Ars Mathermatica]

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THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS HAVE CLINCHED THE #1 SEED IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE!!!!!

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American economy live status update:

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relatedly:

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i love this thread and strongly agree with its proscription

submitted 34 days ago • 34 comments

theonion.com/october-22-1...

submitted 35 days ago • 69 comments

Because engaging with their demands for civil debate is pointless

submitted 35 days ago • 54 comments

I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

submitted 37 days ago • 235 comments

New York - DEM Senate Polling: AOC: 55% Schumer: 36% Data For Progress / March 31, 2025 / n=767

submitted 37 days ago • 65 comments

(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*

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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

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Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’ theonion.com/report-...

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funniest fucking way to violate the One China policy lmao

submitted 39 days ago • 43 comments

It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce

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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

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