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He's making his list...He's checkin' it twice. He left it at home. He's texting his wife.

Here are my Top 10 WORST Dogs!

I told my teenage son that when I was his age, I used to get 10 CDs in the mail for a penny. I don't know if he thought I was lying about what a CD was, what a penny was, what the mail was, or all of the above.

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Time change Monday is the worst day of the year

Smaug emerges for the hunt. @kwspeechie.bsky.social

Meet Smaug! (There is an insidious movement to instead use the name Taco.)

Quote of the day: "The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well." - John D. Rockefeller

Well this is an interesting new term to add to my vocabulary.

Whelp. That'll just about do it for winter. Enough snow has melted where I can see Christmas decorations again.

Why do people say, “Tuna Fish sandwich”. Yet nobody says, “Chicken Bird sandwich."

Listen to Hailee Steinfelds response when asked what 4 teams are in the AFC East! 😂😂😂 Josh has a great one!!! #GoBills #BillsMafia

Oh Civ 7... :)

A genie granted me one wish - so I wished to be happy. Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.

Today is International Day of Women & Girls in Science. Marie Curie, the first woman to win a Nobel Prize. Her contributions have left an indelible mark on the world of science & health & continue to inspire generations of scientists & innovators. 🔬 #WomenInScience #WomenInSTEM

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? I have like 50 wooden balls already.

youtube.com/watch?v=xlpR... #billsmafia

Fact of the day: The longest word typed with only the left hand is "stewardesses."