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Every animal at the zoos and aquariums were born free, and are now caged

Bury me wit a bitch who kno how to squirt

it'll get better! then worse again then better! and worse again then worse, and worse and better, then worse some more then better and better then really awful and shitty ...but it'll get better!

[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror] i am the horror and i will be persisting

ffs, I opened youtube, typed in 'Suicideboys' and added this song to my playlist and have listened to it a million times. I pay for premium, and restricted mode is off. I'm a god damned adult, stop pausing my playlist to ask me if I'm okay with listening to songs I specifically selected #youtubeugh

wish you were mine 😍💖❤️‍🔥💓😓😭💞😘🫠💘💘💘 (me talking to the houseplants at the grocery store)

people will speak about a game they played as a kid with the same reverence that they might a great song or novel, about how it engrossed them totally and completely. They may even tear up talking about it. and then you ask what game it was and it was Spongebob battle for bikini bottom

You've tried getting worse. why not try getting better?

once I get a kalimba it's over for you hoes (me talking to my dogs ears)

ANYWAY, sorry, here's a bird. Pause and regard the bird. The bird is happy, for the bird has found a peanut. May we all find the small joy of finding a tasty snack today. (photo by me)