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zeem.bsky.social
The big, blue, stompy squirrel of the UK! EDM fan, illustrator, sim racer & flight simmer, lover of good food and destroyer of everything else~ NSFW 🔞page - expect macro, paw, vore, destruction, feral and sexual content. Possibly all at once!
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What the media says fills you with energy vs. what actually fills you with energy

How we handle cats where I'm from.

What started with a bang, ends with a crunch.  Zeem is more than happy to demonstrate this here! Zeem belongs to :faZeem:

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Looking up from what now feels like a minuscule planet, the only thing more mortifying than knowing your entire species is seconds away from becoming squirrel food, is the thought of just how many other planets - many bustling with life like your own - went into padding their immense, looming gut...

An attempt was made

One thought I love is that of immensely advanced civilisations, sprawling across the cosmos with absolute confidence in their ability to contain black holes and anything that might threaten their millennia-long peace... ...but they know Zeem exists. And they know if he shows up, it all ends there~

Oh boy we're REALLY in announcement season now Get ready to get sideways once again with the return of the Simufur Rally Championship on EA WRC! Choose your preferred WRC2 machinery and tackle six challenging rallies on dirt, tarmac, and snow. Join the Simufur Racenet club via our Discord!

While I do love to indulge in utterly overwhelming size - planetary, celestial, universal - I also love just how little you have to grow in order for your paws to become like your personal hydraulic press - and the wealth of consequence that comes with. Mostly for everyone else c:

Squirreled Away is OUT NOW! Be the squirrel. Scurry through gardens, up trees, and leap limb to limb in this craft and thrive park life adventure. Buy Squirreled Away now: store.steampowered.com/app/2977620/... #gaming #indiegame #indiedev #Squirreledaway #cozygames

Paris Syndrome is quite real. You spend most your life idolising that one dream holiday destination, and then you finally arrive only to find it's just one big squirrel pawprint

Having a daily routine of eating an apple is a great baseline for health, but I admit I'll sometimes just imagine it's a planet filled to the brim with billions of people and enjoy it a little more than usual >.>

What my family doesn't know about my furry life youtu.be/siEyQp7XA5U

Fitting for the month, but this is all just to heckin' flatten @cainbuizel.bsky.social for thinking he can pretend that he's the big guy between us... Art by @pozolebun.bsky.social who's laughing at Cain for his inevitable flattening by me... even though he's also going to end up so

This one was actually kinda funny