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@bhaalspawn.bsky.social how’s bg3 treating you

Being a dog in the world today takes everything you got 🎶 Barking and growling at all your worries doesn't do jack squat Wouldn't it be nice to get a way? Somtimes you want to go Where nobody calls your name And the food aint all the same

Today’s firewall requests must be back from the future.

Today’s firewall requests must save the cheerleader and save the world.

Today’s firewall requests must be sent from where everybody knows your name.

Todays firewall requests must be high speed, low drag

Todays firewall requests must go na na na nananana nananana

Todays firewall requests must be peaches and cream

Todays firewall requests were recommended by several online firewall companies, so we'd like to offer a remote approval.

Todays firewall requests must be internally consistent

Also, paxlovid rebound is defintely a thing. Covid has returned, thankfully it's more like a cold now, but my nose wont stop running.

Ugh, obscene payment made to the IRS, but I can now forget about them for the year.

Todays firewall requests must include an assortment of jelly beans

Todays firewall requests must get back in bed and go back to sleep

Todays firewall requests must grease the wheels

Todays firewall requests must be a rat in a cage despite all their rage

Todays firewall requests must go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom

Todays firewall requests must make it a three day weekend

Had a work trip at the beginning of the week, got souvenir covid. Started paxlovid last night, things are starting to taste weird.

Today’s firewall requests must preserve 401k values.

Todays firewall requests must be your huckleberry

Todays firewall requests must be submitted as a benign april fools prank.

Todays firewall requests must break it down

Todays firewall requests must be sent while sitting in a tin can, far above the world.

Todays firewall requests must be floating in a most peculiar way.

What am I doing? Definitely not digging through the trash to get to the bottom where the card with the code I threw away yesterday before I read the instructions is so I can activate this thing.

Today’s firewall requests must tell the papers whose shirts you wear.

Euthanasia, the ultimate anesthesia

Wink wink

Todays firewall requests must take their protein pills and put their helmets on

Todays firewall requests must be ready to rumble

Todays firewall requests are better late than never