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Dance with me, pretty boy, tonight Dance with me and we'll be all right There's a whole floor before us Just for you and me

Gonna be very hard to find a man in 21st century entertainment - past, present, and future - who has lost as hard as this man

Make sure to hang Chuck before Musk, as a little treat

The 45 minute run-up to this title card drop signals this film is about to deliver the motherlode, and man does the next five minutes, then hour, delivers. Many thanks to @ketracelblack.bsky.social for the rec, KILL is some essential viewing for the year

Need Commanders/Eagles to be the final NFC matchup. A bunch of Washington fans who haven’t know success since Theismann hobbled a field against Philly people is the show I need

This was previously covered but the clout fiends on the hellsite bullied her into hiding

This site allows incredible fun with extensions

they got better phone apps for kids, dank food, hot babes, sick electric cars, megacities that make ours look like hovels. we are toilet nation, mark. the hyperloop pedophile has strangled our ability to have good shit. deal with that first you fuckin dope

☠️ I died from “Surfeit” (overeating to the point of vomiting) in the week of April 25th, 1665 vole.wtf/death-roulet...

For the record as we head into the first weekend of the new year, fuck the norovirus The two kids have made me throw up enough times over the last four years that they better be helping care for me in old age. Don’t even get the benefits of being drunk or high first

Yes, I do like jamming that song on most of my playlists. Also, might be my first Wrapped ever without CHVRCHES somewhere on it

Might be the most a panel made me laugh in a few months. The hand positioning is just fucking classic work

Took the daughter to her first school book fair yesterday and did for her what my mom always did for me (let her buy an obscene amount of books, bookmarks, and poster on parent's dime like God intended). She latched onto the Kate Beaton kids book in .2 seconds flat, kid's got taste

Got to see a decently high-fidelity mockup of this thing last week and Chat, they put color LED lights in the cabin. Final product will lose some curves from the proposal art but we might get astronauts whipping around the moon bathed in streamer lighting.

To steal a bit from someone on the other site, thread your music cause it's civilized. Here's a dumping spot "But if I burn this place down We'd have some heat At least I'm seeing things more positively Because I swear to god, I'm an optimist" www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Miz...

In a just world each one of those braying moron post-election pundits and apparatchiks people have been dunking on would’ve already been fed into a wood chipper and fertilized the earth. Them still breathing is why you need an individual conception of a higher power and disavowal of a wider God

a smooth brain is more aerodynamic, and can have thoughts that travel at very high velocities

The joys of a blocked kick

Absolute closest engagement one needs with the Atlantic is watching the moronic headlines breeze through the notification center

Went and did it again a year later. Beautiful to see how locked in that crew got

In a baseball world overfilled by blonde Midwesterners, Scalzo Jr. takes the mantle of top Guy for 2024

“Flex” by Just Friends comes on in the car and the three-year-old shouts from the backseat, “This song has a silly trumpet, I love it!” Chat, what is to be done when one realizes their child is destined to be a ska kid?

Greatest fucking Guy out there

The face of a man who should be let loose to frolic in upstate fields, not prepped and injected for a macabre Game 4 trot out

Only one guy in the crowd wearing cargo shorts at the Carly Rae show, and you’re reading him

Watching Jenny Lewis and Ben Gibbard dance around on stage is a preferred church venue for certain generation of sad, East Coast males