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A professional geek. This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day. This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing twitch.tv/zer0bandwidth

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The old man gazed nervously at the horizon as he tightened a strap on his armor. The girl scanned his expression with equal unease. "What is it?" she whispered. "Nothing," he lied. "Just make sure the healers are ready." He stood, and strode toward the field. #LearnedLeague #LL105 has begun.

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i don't usually do this but ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Rachel ❤️❤️❤️❤️💔 #Jeopardy

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The tide didn't just turn in the Double #Jeopardy round; it rose up in a tsunami. Whoa.

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Oh dang, it's getting real now. #LearnedLeague #LL105

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That moment when my son pulled his huge mop of blonde hair back in a ponytail and I thought "Wow, he's a young Edgar Figaro from #FFVI."

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"famously hungry Donner Party" indeed... (shudders) #Jeopardy

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Why does Dan look like AI- generated Joss Whedon? #Jeopardy

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Did I just see Buzzy Cohen listed in the credits as a writer on tonight's #Jeopardy? 😲

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Oh, boy, the thot-bots have come to BlueSky. The difference is, over here, they seem to be purged almost immediately.

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Imagine your neighborhood, town, city, if just one of these 1%ers making the equivalent of $10k/hr decided to give random minimum-wage jobs to 30 homeless people, just, like, out of their pocket change. The power to literally give someone their livelihood back is wasted on vainglorious hoarders.

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My brain devil is truly evil.

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Remove a Letter, Ruin a Movie: Tar Trek

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Yeah for no particular reason whatsoever 😉😘 I just stumbled on into following @worldgothday.bsky.social — which, by the way, is coming up soon. Just sayin'.

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It's it bad that I saw the category "_ THE _" and the first thought in my head was "f— the police" #Jeopardy

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Well it's already happened. A national ad for a retail chain with a "Beat the tariff!" message. Next step: "Shop now before hyperinflation makes your money worthless!"

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that Final #Jeopardy reaction was so real

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Eleven years and countless Rogue/Ninja gear upgrade releases later, and this Paul Hogan ripoff madman is still standing in Revenant's Toll swearing that his fishing rod is a knife. What are you smoking, sir. #FFXIV #MoreInAltText

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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

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Stumbled upon my daughter's character sheet from her D&D club and it's for an evil half-elf paladin with fae ancestry named Vera Bloodblade. No surprises detected. 🤣 #JustGeekThings

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Who on Earth was important enough to Pete Hegseth that he had a red line installed just to talk to them on Signal? 1️⃣mistress 2️⃣drug dealer 3️⃣bookie 4️⃣foreign-agent handler apnews.com/article/hegs... Absolutely the worst possible choices in every seat of government leadership.

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(brushes hands together dismissively) "Well what really matters is that I played well during the season and made it into the Math Mini-League finals." (walks away without taking questions from the audience) #LearnedLeague

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The old man gazed nervously at the horizon as he tightened a strap on his armor. The girl scanned his expression with equal unease. "What is it?" she whispered. "Nothing," he lied. "Just make sure the healers are ready." He stood, and strode toward the field. #LearnedLeague #LL105 has begun.

i don't usually do this but ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Rachel ❤️❤️❤️❤️💔 #Jeopardy

The tide didn't just turn in the Double #Jeopardy round; it rose up in a tsunami. Whoa.

Oh dang, it's getting real now. #LearnedLeague #LL105

That moment when my son pulled his huge mop of blonde hair back in a ponytail and I thought "Wow, he's a young Edgar Figaro from #FFVI."

"famously hungry Donner Party" indeed... (shudders) #Jeopardy

Why does Dan look like AI- generated Joss Whedon? #Jeopardy

Did I just see Buzzy Cohen listed in the credits as a writer on tonight's #Jeopardy? 😲

Oh, boy, the thot-bots have come to BlueSky. The difference is, over here, they seem to be purged almost immediately.

Imagine your neighborhood, town, city, if just one of these 1%ers making the equivalent of $10k/hr decided to give random minimum-wage jobs to 30 homeless people, just, like, out of their pocket change. The power to literally give someone their livelihood back is wasted on vainglorious hoarders.

My brain devil is truly evil.

Remove a Letter, Ruin a Movie: Tar Trek

Yeah for no particular reason whatsoever 😉😘 I just stumbled on into following @worldgothday.bsky.social — which, by the way, is coming up soon. Just sayin'.

It's it bad that I saw the category "_ THE _" and the first thought in my head was "f— the police" #Jeopardy

Well it's already happened. A national ad for a retail chain with a "Beat the tariff!" message. Next step: "Shop now before hyperinflation makes your money worthless!"

that Final #Jeopardy reaction was so real

Eleven years and countless Rogue/Ninja gear upgrade releases later, and this Paul Hogan ripoff madman is still standing in Revenant's Toll swearing that his fishing rod is a knife. What are you smoking, sir. #FFXIV #MoreInAltText

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Stumbled upon my daughter's character sheet from her D&D club and it's for an evil half-elf paladin with fae ancestry named Vera Bloodblade. No surprises detected. 🤣 #JustGeekThings

Who on Earth was important enough to Pete Hegseth that he had a red line installed just to talk to them on Signal? 1️⃣mistress 2️⃣drug dealer 3️⃣bookie 4️⃣foreign-agent handler apnews.com/article/hegs... Absolutely the worst possible choices in every seat of government leadership.

(brushes hands together dismissively) "Well what really matters is that I played well during the season and made it into the Math Mini-League finals." (walks away without taking questions from the audience) #LearnedLeague

Are you ready... for the Ishgardian Restoration... INNNN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE? #FFXIV #FFXIVCosmicExploration

I hope Secretary Hegseth was notified of his impending firing in a Signal chat.

and a peaceful 4/20 to you all #FFXIV #Vath #Heavensward