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Cars and bad takes. Award-winning writer. Contributor drive.com.au and owner theredline.com.au. Regularly on ABC Sydney and ABC NSW. Vorsprung derp Technik. Confirmed Arctic winter fan. That same boring dude from the other place.
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Just saw a Tesla Model S with the number plate YB POO. Question for Elon then. (I did actually see this, I could never invent such a cunningly clever joke)

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Where is a journalist brave enough to tell the truth: Some people on bluesky are funny and nice

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These stories are really interesting because I think they rarely reflect on the big issues behind hospitality in Australia. www.theguardian.com/food/2025/ju...

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Having Richard Ayoade and Jack Dee on the same panel show is brilliant fun. Both of them trying to out low-key weird one another is something to behold.

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World’s biggest sand battery to heat Finnish town without fossil fuels The device could help regions across Europe wean off natural gas https://thenextweb.com/news/worlds-biggest-sand-battery-heat-finnish-town-fossil-fuels

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Pretty confident I am eating the world’s northernmost Anzac biscuit. That I brought with me because my wife is awesome and made some before I left.

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I want the Hawkeye Room. None of that stupid West Wing character.

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If Apple were fair dinkum about localisation we wouldn’t use “hey siri” in Australia but “yahoo sirious” instead

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I was in a cafe this morning that is quite serious about coffee. I heard a voice say it was too expensive and, “Can I just get a big cup of black coffee from a gas station?” To the owner, who frowned at her. “I guess it’s the American coming out in me?” And nobody clapped.

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James Massola making several critical errors, including: 1. Can’t make AUKUS great “again” because it was cripplingly stupid to begin with which suggests you are a dribbling idiot to think it was any good; 2. Using the “make [something] great again formation marks you out as a dribbling idiot;

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When James gets to an unfamiliar airport arrivals or long-distance bus station he tips his wallet out on the ground and yells "does anyone know a good hotel and how to get there?"

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Morrison says and I didn’t bother reading on because who cares what that walking embodiment of grifting disappointment says

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No YOU look creepy wandering through a graveyard in Reykjavik at 4:30am

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one downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples

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Me: You know how I said a 55 minute connection in Amsterdam was too tight? Them: Yes. Me: Well it was. Them: Sucks to be you. Me: … Them: Bye! Where “them” equals Amex corporate travel. Those guys haunt me.

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Did it hurt? When you saw yourself in the front facing camera

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Fascists really like asking LLMs what to think, don't they?

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The excellent @repeatmyerror reminded me of the quite lovely Bloom by Crustation with Bronagh Slevin on vocals. I lost the CD I bought on his recommendation years ago and it's now been uploaded to Youtube in its entirety. Get on it.

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I watched a Trash Theory video about the B52s and was convinced Fred Schneider had died sometime in the last 12 months. How on earth did I get that idea? Did someone related to the B52s die recently? Can't find anything on the Wikipedia entry

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