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Concept: white cybertruck with a "Coexist" bumper sticker

First David Thomas, now Brian Wilson. The last of the American Geniuses are all bailing out of life.

Heavens to Betsy! Is it really New Monsieur Herr Album O'Clock again?!?!?! (Yes) BUYING INTO THE HYPE will be out 7/18. CDs are available for physical item enthusiasts and it will, of course, also be available on all the usual streaming places. Yaysville! honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/buying...

Hey bro what are the California Mega Millions lottery numbers

Last night I dreamed the president resigned and the interim prez was decided by a lottery drawing and I won. People hated the office so much my policy was "do nothing, say nothing, don't even let them know who you are". Things actually marginally improved for everyone.

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

Dig the Return of the Son of the Avant Garage. The Dub House moved cross-country from one Edge of Civilization to another. Well worth your time, attention, and perhaps most importantly your money. Get on it before the collapse.

The album has arrived. Listen to it. Give me your money. zhir.bandcamp.com/album/farewe...

finding out donald trump genuinely is enraged by this is amazing and i hope people keep pressing him about this so we can destroy the US by basically playing chicken with him

I think it's time we reclaim Microgramma from Tame Impala. He's had people calling it "the Tame Impala font" for too long and the guy only makes records like every hundred years. Ask yourself if "The Less I Know the Better" really ought to afford him that kind of monopoly

The Popeye's at the Kitty Wampus. The Kitty Wampus. They built a Popeye's there. You can get the chicken from Popeye's. Just go to the kitty wampus. At the kitty wampus there's a Popeye's. The Popeye's at the kitty wampus. They built one. A Popeye's. Where you can get chicken from the kitty wampus.

Saturday.

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

Republicans are so obsessed with anti-DEI they got rid of the only brown coin

i feel like you could put a percent ticker labeled “wokeness in government” and have it going down to zero and trick these people into think that’s a real measured metric

This is why the Beatles broke up

The Popeye's at the Kitty Wampus. The Kitty Wampus. They built a Popeye's there. You can get the chicken from Popeye's. Just go to the kitty wampus. At the kitty wampus there's a Popeye's. The Popeye's at the kitty wampus. They built one. A Popeye's. Where you can get chicken from the kitty wampus.

You can get that chicken from Popeye's at the kitty wampus

We're about a fortnight away from release

Teach a man to goon and you'll never see him again

we smoke dogs

This is a funny story because of how it establishes that all around the world, even the most nihilistic ultra-rich freaks are realizing this shit is stupid, wasteful, and unnecessary and Trump is like "the big plane has a couch in it, it's the highest premium leather," www.forbes.com/sites/jeremy...

Stop that awful music, white boy

This is most Menards thing I’ve ever seen

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

in the eighties every band had an album called "Tokyo nights" where they all put on geisha stuff for the cover and the titular track would have a chorus where a robot voice said "Nintendo Sony, samurai, I see the beauty in your eyes". If you refused to do this you were shot

putting on the They Live glasses and it just says “BURGER” everywhere

"If you ate a saxophone, it would be a-" The sky turns a deep gray and a swarm of locusts manifests around me from nowhere, forming a dark, undulating cloud producing an indescribable noise. After several hours, the insects dissipate and my picked-clean skeleton lies motionless on the ground.

pope francis and now the new pope heavily disliking vance is undeniable proof that jd vance existence goes against god himself

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

do you understand how fucking racist you have to be for Piers Morgan to call you a racist lmfao

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