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zjs.bsky.social
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Oh were you guys at the knockdown center this weekend?

I think as I’ve gotten older my tastes have changed. I appreciate the ability to read in a man, for example.

Thank god the NYT has an illustrated guide to whether Iran could still make an atomic bomb

Send me ur nudes

Truly nothing more embarrassing than hearing a coworker use their pet baby voice

Commenting on photos on hinge that are absolutely not taken in fire island “omg that’s our FIP house, too!”

Since nothing matters I’m going to start steroids

Did those two guys break up?

I have main character syndrome in that I’m always fighting against some insane supernatural power and moments away from death but also having to pretend I’m not and like deal with grocery store employees who have no idea and stuff

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

Omg if you message me first on grindr you better be opening up that album im not interested in chatting

Luckily the “hair should have been cut three weeks ago” look is in right now in Paris

I hate dating apps what do you mean I can’t like this guy now because he posted a photo with one of the worst people alive?

The strength French men have to not sustain eye contact…

If I a ketamine dealer it would be over for me

Summa you…

I want to try an injectable legal drug or thing, any suggestions?

It’s a two bagel day

I imagine in old timey days after a man and his child bride were married the townspeople said go and just… make a house like david says fold the cheese no one had any clue

The thing about the “don’t want to receive Father’s Day emails?” Thing is like… it makes you take action which is maybe a little worse than just not opening the email but jury is still out

You guys having fun on fire island?

Oh man upset a lot of people by saying 5’10” is short

At that point where I have to write down how to navigate my insurance website so…

I need to be in a big boy soup soon

I’m a hat gay now

Hey! Thanks for reaching out with your blank profile! I love it/you!

When I can tell someone thinks of themselves as HOT I message “awww cutie!!” on grindr

TRULY FUCK NEW YORK AND FUCK THE RAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Maybe if the New York Times stopped looking for trouble the news wouldn’t seem so bad

If you’re at world pride grow up

All these guys on grindr “looking for feet” uhhhh most of us have them??

I downloaded Goodreads two months ago and still haven’t finished a book

How does one acquire a beautiful, non-disease-prone kitten who will love them unconditionally until they’re 2 minutes late feeding them in NYC?????