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zoecamellia.bsky.social
I used to be a total cunt. I still am, but I used to, too. I shittalk Fetterman like Erik tweets Ted Cruz.
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@fetterman.senate.gov Hey Fetterman, do you shave your head or did the rest of you decide to take after your dead-ass eyes?

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@fetterman.senate.gov Hey I know you decided to base your mental health on Trump's golf game but did you really need to go that many strokes over par?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

No one is coming to save you. No one is coming to save you. We have got to save ourselves this time.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

You know things are horrendous when even the comments section on Hacker News is questioning this lunacy. To varying degrees, admittedly, but they're not doing the usual techbro circlejerk

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

When did everyone start talking about “touching the stove”

submitted 88 days ago • 72 comments

❌Born in time to explore the Earth ❌ Born in time to explore the stars ✅ Born in time to punch some goddamned Nazis

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got my first temp ban / ToS content removal from Reddit in 15 years. The content? Literally just the Navy Seal copypasta. Our children are growing up in a dark, dark world.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I overheard a flock of teenagers comment "check out this cat" with reference to me, then give me ample space as I went past to get hot sauce at Taco Joint. Currently experiencing that paralyzing mid-30s anxiety of knowing that you are either extremely cool or extremely lame, but not which

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Do not argue with fascists. Ridicule them. Do not entertain that their ideology deserves the seriousness of a thoughtful response.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

And just like that, everyone who said the word Nazi was overused suddenly shut their mouths.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Why do drugs after 30 when you can just stand up too quickly?

submitted 108 days ago • 163 comments

So #Reddit subs have been rightfully banning links to Twitter en masse in protest of fascist content. If I'm getting this right..."we did it, Reddit!" is actually valid for once...?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Sincerely hoping a certain kind of Christian will be joining our fight in numbers this time around

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Just found some unreleased footage of #ElonMusk at the inauguration

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

We're getting there.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I feel like I'm a disappointment to my family, but then I remember my brother has multiple, visible ahegao tats on his inner / upper thigh. Sometimes you're not the worst by default.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

shitpost

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