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zoehong.bsky.social
Fashion designer and teacher. She/her. I have no kids, no pets, and my plants are always on the verge of dying. My book is my baby. https://zoehong.com/
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I was today years old when I learned that when wearing a one-piece swimsuit or romper, women just scootch the crotch over to use the toilet, instead of disrobing. Has everyone been doing this???

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I just want to be a pretty pretty princess (teacher) who just does pretty pretty princess things (teach) and not worry about stupid stuff like chores and bills (contracts and negotiations).

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I make stock from scratch and bake sourdough from scratch but don't call me a trad wife cuz I also make money from scratch (That was the beginning, peak, and end of my rap career.)

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway, please come to my book signing event because the last time I felt this consistently tired, I was writing it: www.eventbrite.com/e/zoe-hongs-...

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Doc "suggested" I quit caffeine. Y'all. You know that "I'm struggering" tt meme? I'm struggering.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

who needs weight training when you can just overpack whenever you travel instead?

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

I could never be a food content creator because when the food comes out piping hot and bubbling, you want me to what? Talk about it? Take pics? NOT eat it immediately? And then you want me to pause eating to thank my sponsor???

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment

All your classes are just humming along for months and bam! One day one of your students messages you saying she just had her baby. Girl, what? Had no idea she was expecting. Teaching online is wild.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

The venn diagram of ppl celebrating both MLK Day and the inauguration is 2 planets floating in space

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I know technically it's bad to wish the worst kind of cancer on anyone but I think the universe will give me a pass on this one.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Hey marketing people, Telling me I’m doing it wrong is not going to get me to sign up for whatever you’re selling. Yes, I’m telling you you’re doing it wrong.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

I Swear Some People Just Like To Make Things Harder On Themselves. Did You Know There Are People Who Capitalize Every Word They Type? (That Was Exhausting.)

submitted 184 days ago • 1 comment

Me: *Teaches complex operations in Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop* Also me: How do I add a link to a multipage PDF?

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

I need a new size category in bedding. We have twin, full, queen, king. I need “I sleep on a king size bed with a blanket hog but I still want to hold hands under the covers” size.

submitted 202 days ago • 1 comment

A recipe site demanded I sign up for their newsletter before I could access their print page. The way I noped out of there so fast.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

My first post here was about 18 months ago. The next day, my husband got run over by a car and I forgot all about this app. This is my second post here. Last week, husband and I went to his very last (knock on wood) follow-up appointment!

submitted 209 days ago • 1 comment

Husband built a cool thing to find my homies but they aren’t here 😭

submitted 777 days ago • 1 comment