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One thousand years‘ jail to the guy that decided the function to calculate the correlation coefficients matrix in numpy should be neither corr nor corrcoeff, but rather corrcoef

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Consider a semi-function f;A→B.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

ME: i made a scale app where you stand on your phone and it tells your weight FRIEND: cool can i try it ME: ok but we have to use your phone mine is broken

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the last time nyc had a socialist mayor (laguardia) they turned him into a fuckass airport. mamdani PLEASE make sure you don't let any wizards turn you into an airport!

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

never add anything to make the player experience better. the player should suffer

submitted 8 days ago • 18 comments

oh no

submitted 10 days ago • 51 comments

mama, i made it* *had a post cited in an official court case

submitted 10 days ago • 45 comments

dear apple: please optimise your airpod noise cancellation such that I will never hear anything played over a phone speaker with the mode active again. I am not a crackpot

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

In case anyone else bought the NSO GameCube controller and wants to be able to use it over USB as a PC game controller, I wrote a little program to perform the necessary magic: `cargo install lnor-nso-gamecube-as-hid` Based on handheldlegend.github.io/procon2tool/

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

ME: points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt CO-WORKER: points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt ME: takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug CO-WORKER: sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug ME: [eyes narrow] draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword

submitted 15 days ago • 170 comments

@retr0.id do you know if anyone's figured out how to make the switch 2 gamecube connect to a laptop and work as a gamepad yet?

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever I get self conscious about naming libraries silly things, I remind myself that Arm (the acorn risc machine) released the ARM (architecture reference manual) for their A/R/M (application/realtime/microcontroller) processors, making the document the Arm A/R/M ARM.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

it should be illegal to deploy an app update that swaps the position of two buttons without explicitly warning the user before they update

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Would like to dream less when I’m asleep and more when I’m awake

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

'No Way to Prevent Jet Planes Falling Into Open Water,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Don't shine laser pointers at aircraft, they will chase them and get distracted

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

submitted 53 days ago • 51 comments

Pope Francis wanted to ensure that a new pope yielded the same result. This means the papacy is idempontiff

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If Shakespeare was alive today he'd be throwing into his plays phrases like "thou clocky doll! 'neath thy visage lieth the twink thou werest" and the crowd would go wild and also everyone would get offended

submitted 57 days ago • 3 comments

every once in a while you're just fucking around on the computer, and then two months later you realize you're inventing a type system.

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submitted 58 days ago • 25 comments

someone just referred to clang as „the Mac compiler“. Extreme psychic damage

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

filled out my postal vote in about two minutes last night. as usual, the only choice is: greens ≈ vic soc > Labor > liberals >> assorted right wing nut jobs. I love politics

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

nothing makes me feel alive like a driver tooting me on my bike when I actually had priority

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

To my mind the second "go" in "go go power rangers" is excessive.

submitted 69 days ago • 21 comments

Hbomberguy has finally figured out how to make it so that live-updating search bars don’t change the order of their results as soon as you try to click on one

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

absolutely ridiculous unforced error to shorten 2.4 GHz and 5 GHz to 2G and 5G respectively in default SSIDs, confusing laypeople for the next forever

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

[logs onto Bluesky once every few days] haha hey guys how are we feeli- oh still the same. i see

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

if you’re an adult and you’ve never had your eyes tested, go do that. so many people are suffering without even realising it for something that’s very easy to fix

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

An IPL is an initial program load because it's just a set of initials.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments